A bit of a long shot but I'm looking to get in touch with a Torquay fan called Dave and his son Billy.
The last time we played there in 2009 we met up with them in Boots & Laces and thought it would be good to catch up again as me and my brother are coming down again for the weekend when we play you there next month.
This was the season we were relegated but we won there 2-0 that day and it was all doom & gloom from the Torquay fans after the game as I think it left you rock bottom of the table. However when it came to the return fixture at Blundell Park you were just above us, although we were still both in the bottom 4 so the game was a real relegation 6 pointer. You came here and took us apart 3-0 and finished the season really well whereas we were relegated. You always hope against hope that your team will get out of trouble but I think it was after that game that I realised we were going down.
Anyway, I've been waiting for this fixture to happen for the last 5 years but unfortunately it's not happened in the Division I was hoping it would.
So, if you are Dave or know of Dave, get him to drop me a PM and we can sort out another meet-up.
i think that the dave your refering to is none other that ForeverTUFC, Met him and his son at Cheltenham one year. we had a really good chat about football. havent had much time to meet up with him since either. But one day I will.
Hi Les, yep, the over opinionated, ugly bald **** is me.. Billy is now approaching is 17th birthday and is former academy goalkeeper and Exeter trialist, he plays local football at quite a highish level and doesn't get to games often these days, if fact has been put in his clubs first team tomorrow playing S-D-L premier league, so not going to our game, as his dad important for me to go and watch and support him and a massive game for him. Will drop you a PM and arrange a meet up..
forevertufc wrote:Hi Les, yep, the over opinionated, ugly bald tw*t is me.. Billy is now approaching is 17th birthday and is former academy goalkeeper and Exeter trialist, he plays local football at quite a highish level and doesn't get to games often these days, if fact has been put in his clubs first team tomorrow playing S-D-L premier league, so not going to our game, as his dad important for me to go and watch and support him and a massive game for him. Will drop you a PM and arrange a meet up..
Hi Dave, I was wondering what Billy would be doing these days. Sounds like he's doing you proud mate.
No rush as its not until 18th October. Thanks to the stupid Conference fixture computer we actually play you at home a week on Saturday.
Just drop me a PM sometime and we sort out a catch-up mate.
Hello Les fish 'ed! I remember when you posted on here regular. How's Poojah? That "f**k off" classic he wrote a few seasons ago is still . . . well . . . . classic! For those that missed it . . . http://www.thefishy.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum ... 271541289/
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Trojan 67 wrote:Hello Les fish 'ed! I remember when you posted on here regular. How's Poojah? That "f**k off" classic he wrote a few seasons ago is still . . . well . . . . classic! For those that missed it . . . http://www.thefishy.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum ... 271541289/
Poojah
I'm fine thank you Sir apart from being still stuck in this goddamn awful league. Poojah still posts occasionally on our forum but that was his 2nd rant by the way. Heres his original (and far better) rant in all it's glory written after we lost 2-0 at home to Bath City in The FA Cup in 2009, the season we were relegated.
Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC
I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.
In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.
I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little pÃssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.
You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.
I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.
I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.
In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.
Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.
So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.
I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.
lesgtfc wrote:
Poojah still posts occasionally on our forum but that was his 2nd rant by the way. Heres his original (and far better) rant in all it's glory written after we lost 2-0 at home to Bath City in The FA Cup in 2009, the season we were relegated.
Oh yes Les and that one too.
Poojah . . . . . legend.
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Billy is now approaching is 17th birthday and is former academy goalkeeper and Exeter trialist, he plays local football at quite a highish level and doesn't get to games often these days, if fact has been put in his clubs first team tomorrow playing S-D-L premier league, so not going to our game, as his dad important for me to go and watch and support him and a massive game for him. Will drop you a PM and arrange a meet up.. 
