Middle class football chants.

ferrarilover · Post by **ferrarilover** » 16 Sep 2010, 12:08

Right, this is probably not Main Board appropriate, but I'll put it here for now.

The premise is simple, (it had to be, otherwise a large proportion if you would be excluded from participating). All you have to do it take a well known football song and alter the words to make it 'News at Ten' appropriate.

I'll kick off (see what I did there?) with 'You're s*** and you know you are.'

My Moira Stewart version would be 'You're not especially talented and, despite obvious and understandable self denial to the contrary, you are fully aware of the fact!'

Ok, I'll grant you, this is not liable to be the next 'Who wants to be a millionaire' but it might keep a few if us amused for just long enough to forget the turgid plod through eternity that is life.

Matt.

Post by **westbaygull** » 16 Sep 2010, 12:14

1. My plod isn't turgid.
2. Those words don't fit the tune.

ferrarilover · Post by **ferrarilover** » 16 Sep 2010, 12:19

1. I have some Immodium to help with that
2. In that case, you're using the wrong tune.

Anyway, I've heard you sing, it seems you wouldn't know a tune if it punched you on the nose.

Matt.

Post by **westbaygull** » 16 Sep 2010, 12:25

Ok then. You rather grubby, domiciled slightly above Watford on the road map, typical children of today's England.

How's that? <sigh>...

Post by **Awayday** » 16 Sep 2010, 12:31

We hope that you are able to hear us, to the message that we are trying to give across, we are keeping it clean, with nothing obscene, and discussing the outstanding situation that Torquay United seem to find themselves is as they travel on.

Post by **westbaygull** » 16 Sep 2010, 12:32

Do not be upstanding and hush thy mouth.

united09 · Post by **united09** » 16 Sep 2010, 13:55

westbaygull wrote:Do not be upstanding and hush thy mouth.

Thats bordering Shakespearean English that :P

numpte · Post by **numpte** » 16 Sep 2010, 14:02

Quaff down thy merlot

Rjc70 · Post by **Rjc70** » 16 Sep 2010, 16:45

The arbiter of both law and fact when considering all aspects of play in this arena operates alone when seeking gratification of a carnal nature.

HRG · Post by **HRG** » 16 Sep 2010, 17:01

Rjc70 wrote:The arbiter of both law and fact when considering all aspects of play in this arena operates alone when seeking gratification of a carnal nature.

Catchy.

Pepperami · Post by **Pepperami** » 16 Sep 2010, 17:48

My father earnestly advised me to become a Grecians supporter,
Disageeing profoundly I admonished him with some earthy expletives!

Rjc70 · Post by **Rjc70** » 16 Sep 2010, 17:51

In essence, of what do you comprise?

Post by **westbaygull** » 16 Sep 2010, 18:33

Has one ever perused a sandy area adjacent to an ocean?

Rjc70 · Post by **Rjc70** » 16 Sep 2010, 18:54

Your surreptitious departure is within our field of vision.

Post by **yellow** » 16 Sep 2010, 19:35

He s hither and thither. He is almost omnipresent. He is our very own Kevin Hill.

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