If we get a penalty today ....who should take it?

[Gloomy Gull]

I would recommend NOT Dale Tonge, who according to Wikepedia has only scored ONCE in 236 (Two HUNDRED and Thirty six) games.

Very thoughtful to let him have a go last week ......the poor boy needs some stats!!!!!

[yellowforever]

After the stick given, I think Mansell will probably take the next one.

Unless Coulthirst, Cameron, Harding or Goodwin wish to prove they have cojones.

[Gullscorer]

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Dammit, my landlord's just told me I'm to be evicted.. This will have to wait until I find another bedsit somewhere..

[ethantufcbaker]

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He can score them as he did against rotherham

or shaq as he is young and "up for it"