OH BUGGER!! I had a sh*tload of embroidered hemp and hessian based woven voodoo dolls in the shape of Alan Knill to sell on my stall!! Oh well, looks like i'll have to take them all to my next away game and give them out to fans at the turnstiles instead.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.