I think this thread just ascended (descended?) into "Upper Class Football Chants"wivelgull wrote:Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Invidiae Argyleorum sumus.
Middle class football chants.
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Eam non defectum. Ego potest tractare quod. Est spes occidit me.
Eam non defectum. Ego potest tractare quod. Est spes occidit me.
Middle who...?
Ooops sorry...one too many!
Ooops sorry...one too many!
It's a sobering thought, but in a hundred years or less, every person that uses this site will be dead!
Don't know whether this counts as a middle class "football" chant so here goes :
Direct me to my abode,
I am spannerd and wish to lie down.
I consumed a large amount of liquor some sixty minutes ago
And it has headed straight to the cranium.
Regardless of where I ramble,
Over hill, down, dale or road.
You will always here me chirping this ditty :
Direct me to my abode.
Direct me to my abode,
I am spannerd and wish to lie down.
I consumed a large amount of liquor some sixty minutes ago
And it has headed straight to the cranium.
Regardless of where I ramble,
Over hill, down, dale or road.
You will always here me chirping this ditty :
Direct me to my abode.
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chippygull
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You are a Grecian, a smelly Grecian,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your dad's a dealer, yer mum's a stealer,
Please don't take my posh hubcaps away
You're only happy on giro day,
Your dad's a dealer, yer mum's a stealer,
Please don't take my posh hubcaps away
Fate: A police dog called Bryn bit Torquay player Jim McNichol and the time while he was receiving treatment was added onto the end of the second half.
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If this is supposed to be middle class (posh) I'd hate to see your idea of a hovel!chippygull wrote:You are a Grecian, a smelly Grecian,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your dad's a dealer, yer mum's a stealer,
Please don't take my posh hubcaps away
Matt.
J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
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chippygull
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There are those that question the marital status of the parents of a certain Mr Paul Tisdale
Indeed there are some that dare to suggest that his birth was never recorded with the Registry of Births and Deaths.
Scurrilous rumours are abound that he is suffereing with a disease once thought to be the preserve of homosexuals, though now widely accepted to be as prevalent with those of either loose sexual morals or drug addicts who are found to share their apparatus.
Often it is concluded that he is unmarried offspring of the genus of even toed ungulates within the family Amphibian.
Indeed there are some that dare to suggest that his birth was never recorded with the Registry of Births and Deaths.
Scurrilous rumours are abound that he is suffereing with a disease once thought to be the preserve of homosexuals, though now widely accepted to be as prevalent with those of either loose sexual morals or drug addicts who are found to share their apparatus.
Often it is concluded that he is unmarried offspring of the genus of even toed ungulates within the family Amphibian.
Fate: A police dog called Bryn bit Torquay player Jim McNichol and the time while he was receiving treatment was added onto the end of the second half.
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ferrarilover
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You are forgiven...
(what are the original words to this, I can sort of make them out, but I don't know the song, or the tune)
Matt.
(what are the original words to this, I can sort of make them out, but I don't know the song, or the tune)
Matt.
J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
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NewtonGull
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Yellow Army 
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Yellow committee! (Polite applause) Yellow committee! etc...
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