Enoch Showunmi

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Post by ferrarilover »

For a song, Leeds had this. Mary Whitehouse would have a coronary, but she's a daft old bint. To the same tune as Elliot's "We got the boy from up the road"

Enoch has got a massive cock
Enoch, Enoch,
He tucks it in his football sock,
Enoch, Enoch,
He shagged a bird and now she's dead,
He swings his penis round his head,
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I like it (the song, not his enormous member).

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Really pleased with this signing, just hope the hype matches the performance!
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A little late, isn't it? Nevertheless, I approve.
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ferrarilover wrote:4 in 17 for Notts County (who have been very good up front, but hopeless at the back. They've scored more goals than the side in 7th place, but have GD which is 19 worse). Not setting the world alight, hence my suggestion in another thread that he moves into midfield. He's not short on match fitness, and would certainly add some much needed bulk to our centre line.

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Also, I've just seen that I've been spelling his name incorrectly, transposing the 'n' and 'm'. 50 lashes and a night in the Crow's Nest for me.
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Watched Showunmi when he was at Bristol City could be usefull. Just checking the spelling in case Matt reads it. Showunmi lived at the top of our road in Bristol. Oh in a house.
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We need to win 7 of our last remaining 14 games for us to have any chance of staying up.

At last we have a striker with experience, heres hoping he turns out to be the talisman Ladabie was last season!
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After the false dawns of Damien Mozika and, to a certain extent, Jayden Stockley, I won't get carried away with another long-term target being signed. Much like Labadie last season, it's fair to say he split opinion among the Notts County fans, but it's telling some of them had him in their XI to play at Rotherham tomorrow:

'Showumni is simply a comedy footballer, only there are no laughs involved. We may as well play a wardrobe up front! All the ball control and alertness of a squashed hedgehog.'
'Showunmi, as ****e as he is, did a decent job at relieving pressure at Peterborough and Stevenage.'

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tn ... 2111486967

Depite being no means prolific, Showunmi has scored twice in League One since the turn of the year, and certainly has plenty of lower league know-how. Here's hoping he can form a successful partnership with Benyon, with Stockley always an option from the bench.
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I was very pleased when I read we had signed him. He has done well at a much higher level, so the sort of presence we need up front. Good signing, in my view.
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ferrarilover wrote:For a song, Leeds had this. Mary Whitehouse would have a coronary, but she's a daft old bint. To the same tune as Elliot's "We got the boy from up the road"

Matt Matt is a massive cock
Matt, Matt,
He tugs into his football sock,
Matt, Matt,
He shagged his hand and now its sore,
He has a penis attached to his head i'm sure,
Enoch Showunmi United's 21

I like it (the song, not his enormous member).

Matt.
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hopefully this'll be the end of wilkinson and o briens loans!
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hopefully this'll be the end of wilkinson and o briens loans!
Here! Here!

I was expecting an announcement that Wilkinson had gone back Wednesday morning. Lad clearly had an attitude problem when substituted on Tuesday night, prior to which he was clearly uninterested in playing and contributed about as much effort as the steward in the men's toilet's - what was that all about.

At a time like this you need unity with every player giving 100%. You only needed to see the difference when Stockley came on. We need warriors at a time like this, not spoilt teenagers who think they are better than they really are! If only they put as much effort into their football as they do their tattoos we would turn things around over night.
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Post by brucie »

Probably the striker we needed a month ago really - lets face it he is the forward that we need Benyon to play off. Experience and he has been in Countys first team recently. Was a right hand full when he at Bristol City.
As good as we could possibly have hoped for at this stage really. The folly of Wilkinson and O'Brien has been a massive error.
Lets hope he can do the business tomorrow.
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Post by brucie »

Personally I would play him Benyon and Stockley tomorrow. Its not about being pretty we need to win.
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Post by Dave »

Showunmi, more of a forward than an out and out striker, but, agreed, just what the team has been missing, and hopefully not to late, big, strong, physical presence, some thing the team has lacked all season. O'Brien and Wilkinson, not their fault, both young inexperienced players, and Wilkinson at best is a fairy cake, never going be suited to this level of football.
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Post by leetufc »

I think this is may be a case of too little too late. We needed to sign an experienced striker a month ago rather than trying out an endless stream of inexperienced youngsters.

Northampton signed Sinclair, Connell and Marquis. Obviously they're more blessed with funds than we are but players with that sort of experience should have been what we were aiming for.

However whilst it is still mathematically possible we have a chance - he may have a similar impact to Lee Thorpe under Atkins.
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