Rene Howe's engagement!

[Dutchgull]

Sorry Matt but you do come across as a bit of a pompous pratt but as I know you wont lose any sleep over it doesn't matter to you what I say anyway !!

[ferrarilover]

Sorry Matt but you do come across as a bit of a pompous pratt but as I know you won't lose any sleep over it doesn't matter to you what I say anyway !!

Fixed that for you, in the most pompous way I can. Your lack of a sense of humour (or at least, one which aligns with mine) is very much not my concern. If intelligence and its display on the internet somehow offends or intimidates you, then you have my sympathy.

Perhaps it wood help if i rote lik a fik ****?

Matt.

[Gullscorer]

You see, Dutchgull, in the end they always revert to type...!! :~D

[portugull]

Matt if you think your ditty is intelligent there truly is no hope for the world!

[ferrarilover]

Oh dear, someone else who hasn't read the thread but has jumped in at the deep end...

Matt.

[SuperNickyWroe]

ok.......

can you hear the popside roaring,

rene howe is always scoring,

either in the net,

or with his fiance!

rene is our king!!!

[Gullscorer]

Howe:

You know life can be long, You've got to be so strong,
And the world is so tough, Sometimes you've had enough.

But Howe can go forward when you don't know which way you're facing.
Howe can go forward when you don't know which way to turn.
Howe can go forward 'cause he's something you're not sure of.
Oh Howe, oh Howe..

(with apologies to John Lennon)

[yellow]

What a strange thread.

Luckily someone got there before ferrarilover with a half decent tune:

[cambgull]

Matt seems to be in an argumentative mood tonight!

[Rach]

I thought it was a good idea

[Wisconsin_gull]

a chorus of " love is a long and slender thing " may be in order?

[Dutchgull]

class YELLOW !!

[Chris B]

For anyone who cares, Rene will be celebrating his 26th birthday on Monday, too.

Let's hope good things come in threes, and he can fire a hat-trick today - he can enjoy the other occasions in his own time!

[oldpedant]

If intelligence and it's display on the internet somehow offends or intimidates you, then you have my sympathy.

Matt.

Of course, as you're so intelligent, you would know that it should be 'its display', no apostrophe.

You were probably just testing us, being so superior.

[Scott Brehaut]

Of course, as you're so intelligent, you would know that it should be 'its display', no apostrophe.

You were probably just testing us, being so superior.