Matt Hockley

Discuss everything TUFC with fans across the globe.
User avatar
SuperNickyWroe
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8230
Joined: 04 Sep 2010, 21:49
Favourite player: Andy Provan
Location: Sunny Barnsley, Yorkshire
Watches from: The sofa
Contact:

Post by SuperNickyWroe »

taxilady wrote:I got hit once just behind the goal, about halfway up in The Ministand...MIcky Cave had a shot, narrowly missed the goal & hit me instead. Absolutely no chance of ducking that one either ! You ever been hit SNW ????? ;-) :nod:
yes I have madam.

but what I do in the confines of my own home or my mistresses' dungeon are my business and no concern of yours........... :Oops: :rofl:
Member of the Yorkshire Gulls Supporters Club - Sponsors of Lirak Hasani, 2024-2025
Driving South to all games!

TUST Member 468

Image
User avatar
SuperNickyWroe
Legend
Legend
Posts: 8230
Joined: 04 Sep 2010, 21:49
Favourite player: Andy Provan
Location: Sunny Barnsley, Yorkshire
Watches from: The sofa
Contact:

Post by SuperNickyWroe »

happytorq wrote: Yes, thank you for that brilliant piece of advice, SNW. Presumably you'd have the same pearl of wisdom for JFK.

I was right behind the boards on the touchline, and Hockley was about 4 yards on the pitch. So I was maybe 10 yards away, and he properly hoofed it. assuming a clearance velocity of 30mph (likely on the low side), that means I had 0.7 seconds (ish) to see, calculate incoming trajectory, and react. The average human reaction is about 215 milliseconds, but I'd had a couple of drinks so call it 0.3 seconds. That means I had 0.4 seconds to both understand I was about to be hit, and complete the ducking motion. Not likely.

you numbnuts. :)
god you are slow to react.

sounds to me that you deserved it dickwad. :rofl:
Member of the Yorkshire Gulls Supporters Club - Sponsors of Lirak Hasani, 2024-2025
Driving South to all games!

TUST Member 468

Image
ferrarilover
Legend
Legend
Posts: 7759
Joined: 02 May 2018, 18:20
Favourite player: You'll find out ;-)

Post by ferrarilover »

sam_ wrote:His wife taught me and gave me one of his shirts, and his Wembley 08' jacket, a real hero for me. I shall never forget his goal at home to Halifax. A true Torquay United Football Club legend.
She's also captain of the women's side. Decent player. I imagine I see a very different person from the one you knew, but she really doesn't strike me as the teacher sort.

Matt.
J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
sam_
Out on Loan
Out on Loan
Posts: 261
Joined: 12 May 2012, 10:43
Favourite player: Angus MacDonald

Post by sam_ »

ferrarilover wrote: She's also captain of the women's side. Decent player. I imagine I see a very different person from the one you knew, but she really doesn't strike me as the teacher sort.

Matt.
Depends if she liked the class you were in, she liked ours and was a right laugh, always said I'd get down to one of the ladies games, feel bad for not tbh
We'll be back...
Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 109 guests