Being modest, Troj? Although there was a chill wind, I spose...Trojan 67 wrote:The lil' o' soldier had a peaceful rest yesterday due to no sherbert before the game. After the game the story was different, "Private Johnson" was in and out of the toilet like a proper prick.
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In previous campaigns the places visited were hairy scary places as dark as an Amazon forest,the conditions being hot, damp and humid. "In Diana Johnson" stubbornly refuses to wear PPE (personal protective equipment) to guard against infestations and creepy crawlies.
Defolliation now means Johnson can baldly go into his next Brazilian adventure like a proper dick.
"Private Johnson" has been slovenly of late and not the upright standing spine erect member soldier he should be, ready for in and out thrusting combat manoeuvres.westbaygull wrote: Being modest, Troj? Although there was a chill wind, I spose...
In previous campaigns the places visited were hairy scary places as dark as an Amazon forest,the conditions being hot, damp and humid. "In Diana Johnson" stubbornly refuses to wear PPE (personal protective equipment) to guard against infestations and creepy crawlies.
Defolliation now means Johnson can baldly go into his next Brazilian adventure like a proper dick.
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Update : nothing to report except "Private Thomas Johnson" is taking the (a) piss. 
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