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Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 12:08
by ferrarilover
Right, this is probably not Main Board appropriate, but I'll put it here for now.
The premise is simple, (it had to be, otherwise a large proportion if you would be excluded from participating). All you have to do it take a well known football song and alter the words to make it 'News at Ten' appropriate.
I'll kick off (see what I did there?) with 'You're s*** and you know you are.'
My Moira Stewart version would be 'You're not especially talented and, despite obvious and understandable self denial to the contrary, you are fully aware of the fact!'
Ok, I'll grant you, this is not liable to be the next 'Who wants to be a millionaire' but it might keep a few if us amused for just long enough to forget the turgid plod through eternity that is life.
Matt.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 12:14
by westbaygull
1. My plod isn't turgid.
2. Those words don't fit the tune.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 12:19
by ferrarilover
1. I have some Immodium to help with that
2. In that case, you're using the wrong tune.
Anyway, I've heard you sing, it seems you wouldn't know a tune if it punched you on the nose.
Matt.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 12:25
by westbaygull
Ok then. You rather grubby, domiciled slightly above Watford on the road map, typical children of today's England.
How's that? <sigh>...
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 12:31
by Awayday
We hope that you are able to hear us, to the message that we are trying to give across, we are keeping it clean, with nothing obscene, and discussing the outstanding situation that Torquay United seem to find themselves is as they travel on.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 12:32
by westbaygull
Do not be upstanding and hush thy mouth.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 13:55
by united09
westbaygull wrote:Do not be upstanding and hush thy mouth.
Thats bordering Shakespearean English that :P
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 14:02
by numpte
Quaff down thy merlot
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 16:45
by Rjc70
The arbiter of both law and fact when considering all aspects of play in this arena operates alone when seeking gratification of a carnal nature.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 17:01
by HRG
Rjc70 wrote:The arbiter of both law and fact when considering all aspects of play in this arena operates alone when seeking gratification of a carnal nature.
Catchy.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 17:48
by Pepperami
My father earnestly advised me to become a Grecians supporter,
Disageeing profoundly I admonished him with some earthy expletives!
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 17:51
by Rjc70
In essence, of what do you comprise?
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 18:33
by westbaygull
Has one ever perused a sandy area adjacent to an ocean?
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 18:54
by Rjc70
Your surreptitious departure is within our field of vision.
Re: Middle class football chants.
Posted: 16 Sep 2010, 19:35
by yellow
He s hither and thither. He is almost omnipresent. He is our very own Kevin Hill.