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Just wanted to say merry Christmas to you all on here. I'm going to be signing off for the night soon, so thought I would say it now.

Have a great day tomorrow - eat till you can't eat anymore - drink till you are unable to drink anything else and above all else, have fun

Thank you Scott. A merry Christmas to all.

Hello Scott, fellow posters, casual browsers et al

Just to get you into the Xmas spirit here are a few (poor) jokes.

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'


I know, I know, I've opened a Christmas cracker early. Here's another:


Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
'Tiny', answers Mike.
Why's that?' enquires the barmaid.
Because he's my newt' concludes Mike. =D


On that note, I wIsh you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

It's Christmas ?

It is now and a very merry one to all my friends, enemies and those who haven't made their mind up yet.

And a belated Merry Christmas from me up in Gloucester to one and all, even Trojan and Matt.
And hoping it's 3 points on Boxing day.