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ellie harrison? is that her off countryfile? if so - ding dong.........


bbc breakfast do have some nice ones.......

oh yes carol kirkwood and susanna reid and steph mcgovern who does the "business" oo er missus.....

Susannah Reid is splendid. She's out of your league though Chris, she's educated. You wouldn't understand - different social strata! :na:

Chunky, I suggest you go and seek help mate, or get some glasses!

Although I agree on the wonderwoman thing. Whoever said Helen Mirren needs rodding!!

AustrianAndyGull wrote:Susannah Reid is splendid. She's out of your league though Chris, she's educated. You wouldn't understand - different social strata! :na:

Chunky, I suggest you go and seek help mate, or get some glasses!

Although I agree on the wonderwoman thing. Whoever said Helen Mirren needs rodding!!

i already wear glasses, cant see a thing without them.they told me if i didnt leave it alone i would go blind.

which one is it that makes you think i need help?

dont know about helen mirren, mind you as with the others i mentioned, when she was younger she had an awesome bod, you should see the dirty mare in excalibur from about 30 years ago, cor blimey.

yeah i probably would and do the thing i said, bone the old boiler as she is now and then show me mates the excalibur dvd and exclaim there y'are lads ive had that.

i dont know what it is lately but i dont seem to care what they look like as long as they've got a big pair of jubblys.

it makes me behave like this -

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just watched eastenders. surely by now jessie wallace (kat slater) should fit the criteria and be classed as a borderline boiler. i would by the way, but i expect that doesnt exactly surprise ya.

anyway been scouting youtube for some quality clips of lynda carter as wonder woman.

enjoy lads, enjoy. (sigh)

oh aye chunk, lynda carter....of course an ex miss usa too..........

speaking of usa birds - catherine bach from the good ol' dukes of hazzard..............ding dong... <3

back in blighty, i have a thing for lesley sharp................. :Oops:

SuperNickyWroe wrote:oh aye chunk, lynda carter....of course an ex miss usa too..........

speaking of usa birds - catherine bach from the good ol' dukes of hazzard..............ding dong... <3

back in blighty, i have a thing for lesley sharp................. :Oops:

Yes and it's very small!


Lesley Sharp?!!! I'd rather have Lesley Crowther.

AustrianAndyGull wrote:
Yes and it's very small!


Lesley Sharp?!!! I'd rather have Lesley Crowther.

at least I have one one!

as for Mr C, you probably have.............

SuperNickyWroe wrote:oh aye chunk, lynda carter....of course an ex miss usa too..........

speaking of usa birds - catherine bach from the good ol' dukes of hazzard..............ding dong... <3

back in blighty, i have a thing for lesley sharp................. :Oops:

ol' daisy duke, catherine bach now you're talking. forgot that one. another crush from my youth in the 80's.

now she's 59 and judging from recent photos qualifies for a borderline boiler. but yeah i still would just because i'd like to say ive had daisy duke.

enjoy fellas.

It's what she looks like now that counts.

yep definitely a boiler now. along with the other 70's and 80's stars i mentioned, mainly because of their age (even lynda), but i still would just so i can say i have. i'll just think of them in their prime whilst doing the deed. :devil:

chunkygull wrote:


in fact i would love to give lynda carter (62), sophia loren (78), racquel welch (72), jill st john (72) and britt ekland (70) a damn good seeing to and then i would show my mates pictures of them when they were young and in their prime and i can say "hey lads i've had that".

bloody hell, who am i trying to kid, if its got a pair of t!ts, a hole and a heartbeat i'd sh@g it. :devil:

anyway enjoy lynda (sigh) in her prime.

AustrianAndyGull wrote:

Yes and it's very small!


Lesley Sharp?!!! I'd rather have Lesley Crowther.

Flippen eckythump. You might as well have my muvver. she's dead too. at least they have something in common

Glostergull wrote:

The Queen. Not because she's necessarily a Borderline Boiler, but could you imagine being able to say you've shagged the Queen?

cambgull wrote:The Queen. Not because she's necessarily a Borderline Boiler, but could you imagine being able to say you've shagged the Queen?

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. I've been asking guys this for years and I've never had a yes. How bad do you want to be able to say you've done it? That'd be **** ing amazing.

Matt.