The problem(s) with English football...
Posted: 27 Jul 2013, 02:39
NOTE: SORRY FOR THE WALL OF TEXT, BUT THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN GRINDING ME FOR AAAAGES, FELT LIKE FINALLY HAVING A RANT ABOUT IT!!! :devil:
1. The Premier League
No, not the huge amount of foreigners playing in it, if we had no foreign players to come and introduce us to a bit of flair and panache then god knows what kind of football we'd be reduced to. It's more the style of football that the Premier League demands; when it's practically the only league in the world where the average midfielder seems to need to be 6 foot-plus, strong in the tackle and 'industrious' and then every other international midfield runs rings around us, we know something is wrong. Now, in terms of excitement, seeing Steven Gerrard surge past two oppositions players, elbows flying everywhere, and smash the ball into the top corner from 25 yards because the defence has parted like the Red Sea, is excellent. However, the thrill is lessened somewhat when The People's Republic of Whereistan are passing pretty little circles all around our 'heel-snapping' midfield, even more so when their infinitely less 'all-action' (I'm looking at you, JT) yet infinitely more disciplined defence doesn't allow dear Stevie G to get anything even resembling a shot off.
I honestly think it would be better for the domestic and international game if we were to ship more players off abroad; even if it were for a couple of years, the technique and intelligence required to play in the Spanish or German leagues, for example, would give us a lot better understanding and capability of playing possession football on the international stage. We complain about no chances for young players, so why don't they go abroad? I absolutely refuse to believe that they couldn't find places in European leagues, not just the major ones but the Dutch, the Belgian, the Portuguese all have very high standards of football. Every other country exports many top players in comparison to ours. In midfield alone, think of Gascoigne, Hoddle, Hargreaves, McManaman, Hughes, Ince, Platt. Any number of them with Lineker and Owen up front, imagine it.
2. The fans
How often have you heard whistles of derision as a team patiently works the ball around the park, looking for an opening in the opposition? How often, when a ball falls to a defender when a striker is within a country mile of him does somebody scream "get rid of it!!!!"? How often have you yourself yelled at a player to just "get in the mixer!"? We are our own worst enemies, simultaneously bemoaning the lack of skillful, possession-based football and castrating our teams when they attempt to implement it. It is sad that the patience of the Liverpool supporters with Brendan Rogers and his more 'European' style of football is an exception rather than the rule.
Of course, when your premier club competition practically encourages aggressive challenges and you are faced with a team full of players selected for their side, speed and the strength of their shot rather than for intelligence and skill on the ball, you might be forgiven for getting slightly frustrated by some of our nation's more 'lightweight' players. Whilst we certainly don't help the equation, I am almost certain that we are only as negative as we are towards the idea of changing our nation's style of football because of the following:
3. Our attitude
I purposefully referred to 'European' football in the last section to highlight a glaring misnomer in the English train of footballing thought. Keeping the ball, staying organised and playing with intelligence isn't the 'European' way of playing football, it's everybody's way of playing football!!! We're not rebelling against some Euro-spending, Brussels-fawning vision of European dross, we're sticking our heads in the sand while the world moves on around us!
Let's just take as an example of our attitude four friends having a kick-around down the local park. I have been in this scenario, I'm certain you will have been. The ball gets brought out, the four friends spread out a good 15, 20 meters apart, and proceed to loft the ball to each other in turn. Whilst it's a wonderful show of just how far you can kick the ball accurately, and how well you can control a pass that you've had a good few seconds to gauge and react to, it's an abject lesson in how we have gone so wrong in our whole attitude to football.
Even in club training when we try and implement 'keep-ball' sessions, we go about it completely the wrong way. Squeezing the pitch down to a tiny area, we fill it with as many players as it will hold and encourage them to 'pass it about'. What follows is a brutal maceration of the smaller players by the large, James Milner types, who then shield the ball from harms way, knocking one or two simple passes to teammates as the opposition lose their discipline and attempt to tackle him en masse. If at any point in a football match there are 16 players in a penalty box-sized area, it's because it's a corner. Teams that play possession football do so by making use of the space on a pitch; when they play a succession of neat, short passed between players, it's rarely more than three or four of their players performing the play, in a short burst of intense movement and speed. They will have already pulled the opposition team about by passing it from side to side, forward and back, probing for a weakness, whilst most of the players are meters apart. The small-scale moments of dazzling footwork and interplay are very much the climax of the move, not the body of it.
Let's take a look at some of the recent stars of our national team. What words would you use to describe John Terry? Frank Lampard? Steven Gerrard? Andy Carroll? I can honestly say that I am worried every time Joleon Lescott has the ball at his feet, whereas ball-playing defenders like Rio Ferdinand are marginalised. Whilst Wayne Rooney is an undoubted talent, and Jack Wilshere's emergence is hugely promising, why have we allowed the likes of Paul Scholes, Joe Cole and Michael Carrick to have either preposterously short international careers or be forced to play on the wings to accommodate our 'all-action' centre midfielders. Remember what a breath of fresh air Owen Hargreaves was before he got injured? It's players like him who hold teams together. Players who don't build their reputation on steaming into challenges, making 'surging' runs and performing miraculous diving clearances (that would have been unnecessary had they done their jobs properly in the first place) are like gold dust in the English game.
One particular moment always springs to mind when I think about footballing philosophy, it was when the Netherlands (as it happens, my team) played England in a friendly some years ago. I think it was 1-0 to Holland at half time, and replays were showing an Englishman diving into a challenge, full aggression. Not two-footed, but enough that if the Dutch player hadn't jumped then he would have sustained a serious injury (on that note, I swear the Laws of the Game state that if an opponent has to jump your challenge then it's a foul...). Patrick Kluivert commented that in Holland that kind of challenge is known as a 'leg breaker'. Gary Lineker delivered a hearty, English lad laugh and jestingly explained 'in England we call it a 50/50 challenge'.
Whilst the idea of strong, aggressive ball winning isn't in itself bad, this comment sums up the protective, almost proud attitude we have towards our 'get rid of it, stick it in the mixer, foreigners don't like it up 'em ' brand of football that we've persisted with for years. In times gone by, when there were only a score of nations with decent infrastructure, we could get it away with it. However, now that more and more countries are building national academies and churning out technically-proficient, tactically-disciplined players, English football has been weighed, English football has been measured, and English football has been found wanting.
1. The Premier League
No, not the huge amount of foreigners playing in it, if we had no foreign players to come and introduce us to a bit of flair and panache then god knows what kind of football we'd be reduced to. It's more the style of football that the Premier League demands; when it's practically the only league in the world where the average midfielder seems to need to be 6 foot-plus, strong in the tackle and 'industrious' and then every other international midfield runs rings around us, we know something is wrong. Now, in terms of excitement, seeing Steven Gerrard surge past two oppositions players, elbows flying everywhere, and smash the ball into the top corner from 25 yards because the defence has parted like the Red Sea, is excellent. However, the thrill is lessened somewhat when The People's Republic of Whereistan are passing pretty little circles all around our 'heel-snapping' midfield, even more so when their infinitely less 'all-action' (I'm looking at you, JT) yet infinitely more disciplined defence doesn't allow dear Stevie G to get anything even resembling a shot off.
I honestly think it would be better for the domestic and international game if we were to ship more players off abroad; even if it were for a couple of years, the technique and intelligence required to play in the Spanish or German leagues, for example, would give us a lot better understanding and capability of playing possession football on the international stage. We complain about no chances for young players, so why don't they go abroad? I absolutely refuse to believe that they couldn't find places in European leagues, not just the major ones but the Dutch, the Belgian, the Portuguese all have very high standards of football. Every other country exports many top players in comparison to ours. In midfield alone, think of Gascoigne, Hoddle, Hargreaves, McManaman, Hughes, Ince, Platt. Any number of them with Lineker and Owen up front, imagine it.
2. The fans
How often have you heard whistles of derision as a team patiently works the ball around the park, looking for an opening in the opposition? How often, when a ball falls to a defender when a striker is within a country mile of him does somebody scream "get rid of it!!!!"? How often have you yourself yelled at a player to just "get in the mixer!"? We are our own worst enemies, simultaneously bemoaning the lack of skillful, possession-based football and castrating our teams when they attempt to implement it. It is sad that the patience of the Liverpool supporters with Brendan Rogers and his more 'European' style of football is an exception rather than the rule.
Of course, when your premier club competition practically encourages aggressive challenges and you are faced with a team full of players selected for their side, speed and the strength of their shot rather than for intelligence and skill on the ball, you might be forgiven for getting slightly frustrated by some of our nation's more 'lightweight' players. Whilst we certainly don't help the equation, I am almost certain that we are only as negative as we are towards the idea of changing our nation's style of football because of the following:
3. Our attitude
I purposefully referred to 'European' football in the last section to highlight a glaring misnomer in the English train of footballing thought. Keeping the ball, staying organised and playing with intelligence isn't the 'European' way of playing football, it's everybody's way of playing football!!! We're not rebelling against some Euro-spending, Brussels-fawning vision of European dross, we're sticking our heads in the sand while the world moves on around us!
Let's just take as an example of our attitude four friends having a kick-around down the local park. I have been in this scenario, I'm certain you will have been. The ball gets brought out, the four friends spread out a good 15, 20 meters apart, and proceed to loft the ball to each other in turn. Whilst it's a wonderful show of just how far you can kick the ball accurately, and how well you can control a pass that you've had a good few seconds to gauge and react to, it's an abject lesson in how we have gone so wrong in our whole attitude to football.
Even in club training when we try and implement 'keep-ball' sessions, we go about it completely the wrong way. Squeezing the pitch down to a tiny area, we fill it with as many players as it will hold and encourage them to 'pass it about'. What follows is a brutal maceration of the smaller players by the large, James Milner types, who then shield the ball from harms way, knocking one or two simple passes to teammates as the opposition lose their discipline and attempt to tackle him en masse. If at any point in a football match there are 16 players in a penalty box-sized area, it's because it's a corner. Teams that play possession football do so by making use of the space on a pitch; when they play a succession of neat, short passed between players, it's rarely more than three or four of their players performing the play, in a short burst of intense movement and speed. They will have already pulled the opposition team about by passing it from side to side, forward and back, probing for a weakness, whilst most of the players are meters apart. The small-scale moments of dazzling footwork and interplay are very much the climax of the move, not the body of it.
Let's take a look at some of the recent stars of our national team. What words would you use to describe John Terry? Frank Lampard? Steven Gerrard? Andy Carroll? I can honestly say that I am worried every time Joleon Lescott has the ball at his feet, whereas ball-playing defenders like Rio Ferdinand are marginalised. Whilst Wayne Rooney is an undoubted talent, and Jack Wilshere's emergence is hugely promising, why have we allowed the likes of Paul Scholes, Joe Cole and Michael Carrick to have either preposterously short international careers or be forced to play on the wings to accommodate our 'all-action' centre midfielders. Remember what a breath of fresh air Owen Hargreaves was before he got injured? It's players like him who hold teams together. Players who don't build their reputation on steaming into challenges, making 'surging' runs and performing miraculous diving clearances (that would have been unnecessary had they done their jobs properly in the first place) are like gold dust in the English game.
One particular moment always springs to mind when I think about footballing philosophy, it was when the Netherlands (as it happens, my team) played England in a friendly some years ago. I think it was 1-0 to Holland at half time, and replays were showing an Englishman diving into a challenge, full aggression. Not two-footed, but enough that if the Dutch player hadn't jumped then he would have sustained a serious injury (on that note, I swear the Laws of the Game state that if an opponent has to jump your challenge then it's a foul...). Patrick Kluivert commented that in Holland that kind of challenge is known as a 'leg breaker'. Gary Lineker delivered a hearty, English lad laugh and jestingly explained 'in England we call it a 50/50 challenge'.
Whilst the idea of strong, aggressive ball winning isn't in itself bad, this comment sums up the protective, almost proud attitude we have towards our 'get rid of it, stick it in the mixer, foreigners don't like it up 'em ' brand of football that we've persisted with for years. In times gone by, when there were only a score of nations with decent infrastructure, we could get it away with it. However, now that more and more countries are building national academies and churning out technically-proficient, tactically-disciplined players, English football has been weighed, English football has been measured, and English football has been found wanting.