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8-] As its the silly season I thought we should have a Best/Worst Fans thread

BEST

1. Me

2. Wivelgull

3. Dave Thomas

4. Joe Barlow - for gatecrashing the other boards champagne presentation to Paul Buckle. Funniest thing I have ever seen.

5. Steve Breed (for his Dagenham radio commentary)



WORST

1. Scott Breheut - for voting on the Best/Worst players thread (when he has never seen any of the players he voted for)

2. John Bartlett - Bell Ringing Buffoon

3. Paul Bastard - How is he allowed out unsupervised every week?

4. Wodger of Arabia - for wanting to have Ling's lovechild.

5. The male/woman season ticket holders who sit at the back of Bristow's Bench and arrive at 7.44pm for every Tuesday night game with two bags of fish chips and curry sauce.
They then spend the first 25 minutes of every game trying to consume said food with a small wooden fork.
They even did it during the Barnet game and don't actually watch any of the match until they have finished gorging themselves. Seriously weird.

:Oops: :rules: (£) :na: :slap: :} :slap:

Best

Me
Paul Bastard - Every club needs a certified nutter
Steve Breed
then Me again
and finally Me probably

Worst

The Rest.

Best:

Me
Dave (I have to say this or he will probably hurt me)
Me
Dave
Me

Worst

Terry/Brucie (for making up random shite and passing it off as fact - please do post on here where I have ever voted for players that I haven't seen)
Terry/Brucie (for passing comment on matches he hasn't watched)
Terry/Brucie (for his inability to spell the name "Brehaut")
Terry/Brucie (for existing)
Wivelgull (for agreeing with everything Brucie says - they should probably get a room)

Best

1. Brucie
2. Terryl (he seems to have vanished)
3. Stargull
4. All contributors (to this site) who saw and recognised Robin Stubbs for being the best player EVER to represent TUFC [with apologies to Don Mills - who I never saw]
5. All contributors over 60


Worst

1. The Spotty Mob
2. Drum-banging idiots
3. Ken Gibbs
4. His mate (so-called Mr. Plainmoor)
5. All contributors (to this site under 20

See what many one here don't know, Brucie and Wivel are a celebrity couple here is a video of their recent T.V performance.

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wivelgull wrote:

Worst


5. All contributors (to this site under 20

Very difficult to predict a good or bad fan as surely if you support Torquay you ARE GOOD. No one is bigger than the club and in that if you support Torquay we are all on equal terms. Just because you can afford a season ticket or attend most away matches doesn't mean you are better than someone who cant afford to. Cant believe some mock Paul Bastard, he's a legend and we need fans like him, at away matches we all wait to see how he comes dressed, but his loyalty and support is Torquay. In theory a Torquay fan is no better or worst than the next fan, we are united.

wivelgull wrote:Best

1. Brucie
2. Terryl (he seems to have vanished)
3. Stargull
4. All contributors (to this site) who saw and recognised Robin Stubbs for being the best player EVER to represent TUFC [with apologies to Don Mills - who I never saw]
5. All contributors over 60


Worst

1. The Spotty Mob
2. Drum-banging idiots
3. Ken Gibbs
4. His mate (so-called Mr. Plainmoor)
5. All contributors (to this site under 20

What about Gilbert?

Lucy - actually it wasn't meant to be taken seriously!

lucy6lucy wrote:Very difficult to predict a good or bad fan as surely if you support Torquay you ARE GOOD. No one is bigger than the club and in that if you support Torquay we are all on equal terms. Just because you can afford a season ticket or attend most away matches doesn't mean you are better than someone who cant afford to. Cant believe some mock Paul Bastard, he's a legend and we need fans like him, at away matches we all wait to see how he comes dressed, but his loyalty and support is Torquay. In theory a Torquay fan is no better or worst than the next fan, we are united.

You all wait to see how he 'comes dressed'? That's a bit like a dog waiting to see what interesting morsels he is fed and getting a tin of Chappie everyday. It never changes! :aww:

Let me see? Quartered rugby shirt from about 1991, blue body warmer, gnomes hat, shorts and yellow and blue trainers. Don't think I have ever seen him wear anything else.

Mr. Higgins, yes, you are right - I forgot the wretched Gilbert. Add him to my list of WORST fans.

Best - me

Worst - me

Next best - me

Next worse - me

It's me, me me me, all me.