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Question is how long did Trojan 67 last today?

sorry mate had to be done

He was crossing his legs as we left the Popside

:Oops: Late back for the second half from Boots, as was paying a visit (again).

Answer to question : 2nd minute of time added on and by that time I was more than crossing the legs, I was dancing/running on the spot, pun intended. :Oops:

I'm pleased you enjoyed the game Daves (you piss takers) and you got home safely.Too knackered to post anything last night. Now if you'll excuse me, I got to go pee. :Oops:

That's better, I feel much more comfortable.

Yours tinkling

Sad Bladder (President of PEEFA)

Age Concern has a commode waiting with your name on it

It saddens me when Magners turns into piss.

I don't mind turning ale into loud beerfarts, though those in close proximity seem to take offence. I wonder why ?

Drink : better in than out.

Piss : better out than in.

Sh*t : happens.

Trojan 67 wrote:I don't mind turning ale into loud beerfarts

Mods, could we merge this thread along with Chippygull's apres-Curry confessions... <putting me off my dinner smilie>

On the subject of dinner, the pre match meal last night at me bruv's went down a treat (toad in the hole with roast potatoes, four varieties of veg, topped with gravy and mint sauce, and washed down with Strongbow.

My sister in law is one hell of a cook.

The torpedo in the pan this morning didn't want to submerge (it laid there motionless in the water, half in half out).

So I beat it into submission with the sh*tty end of the stick and drove it around the bend and out of sight.

Stop going off-topic and create a new thread for all bowel movements

I got to go pee. :Oops:

, quality read ,

Different people use different words to describe alcoholic intoxication.

Aye, bladdered is one of them. :Oops:

My favourite is spannered as it is relative to tightened nuts.

I like pisshead, obvious how that came about

Oh dear. Why do I always let my curiosity get the better of me? Thing is I know I'll be back to see how this continues. Amusing stuff but oh so very wrong.

HRG wrote:Oh dear. Why do I always let my curiosity get the better of me? Thing is I know I'll be back to see how this continues. Amusing stuff but oh so very wrong.

This.

The lil' o' soldier had a peaceful rest yesterday due to no sherbert before the game. After the game the story was different, "Private Johnson" was in and out of the toilet like a proper prick.

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