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Welcome to Andy's Big Pocket, on the back of Bengulls Ben's Hot Topic i thought i should respond with my own thread which appropriate theoretical gifts are given to deserving candidates from Andy's Big Pocket. For example, today, Manse could have been presented with a blind mouse recovered from Andy's Big Pocket for scoring the 3rd against Accy. 3 = Blind Mice. **** genius.

Joe Hart took a look into Andy's Big Pocket and pulled out a Rubix Cube to signify how bored he was last night with absolutely nothing to do.

Likewise Wayne Rooney also dared to take a look inside the Big Pocket and came out with another brace of goals against minnows as most of his international goals are. He's nearly as good as Bobby Charlton according to the stats you know.

The Austrian football team searched inside the pocket, but still couldn't find a win.

Scott Brehaut reached into Andy's Big Pocket and pulled out some Alan Partridge DVDs so he could understand what the hell we're on about.

Scott Brehaut would have reached into the big pocket to search for Alan Partridge DVDs, however he prefers watching funny comedians, so didn't bother....

Scott Brehaut wrote:The Austrian football team searched inside the pocket, but still couldn't find a win.

The Austrian team manager delved deep into Andy's Big Pocket and emerged with 11 San Marino players and he is to play them all in our next qualifier at home to Kazakhstan so we will be ensured a better result than the current crop of players would manage!

If the Austrian team are that hard up then they could reach into Andy's pocket and pull out Yate towns team. they have done brilliantly to get where they are and couldn't do much worse could they?

Tumbleweed GG!!

4 magnificent goals for the Austrians were pulled out of Andy's Big Pocket last night and although that left plenty of room for a Kazakh goal or two, that was all that came out of the big pocket. I think tonight, England will pull out of the Big Pocket an award winning, ratings buster comedy show called 'we played like decapitated capybara in Poland and lost because we think we are better than Poland, and on FIFA rankings we are but in reality the two countries are pretty much now similarly matched in terms of football ability'. Critics have complained about the unecessary length of the show title but wholeheartedly agree that it is worthy of winning any prize for comedic value. They have decided to send the England team to the Apollo Theatre after the game to have a kick about in front of an eagerly anticipating packed house expecting to see some of the comedy skills that caused England to play so funnily in Warsaw. Support on the night is from cruel Scot Frankie Boyle, clinically obese repulse merchant Roy Chubby Brown AND a special cameo appearance from Jermaine Jenas who, when you mention his name and the word 'footballer' in the same sentence EVERYONE, and i mean EVERYONE can't help but fall about in fits of laughter. A true footballing comedy genius. Hosting the extravaganza is Michael McIntyre so get set for a chaffing evening of hilarity and frolics which is expected to culminate in Englands players apologising to the audience at 6pm for playing like diarrhoea and losing to the Poles who coincidentally all live in England too! ENJOY!!!!!

austrianandygull wrote:Tumbleweed GG!!

Ferrari lover dived into Andys big pocket last night and pulled out a horribly snotty hanky.

Scottish Dom dipped his hand into the big pocket and emerged with a near 12 hour journey from Edinburgh to Torquay so he can be at the game tomorrow. The big pocket was unforgiving as the train journey involved a 5 hour wait in Leeds station on a freezing Yorkshire night so he could get his connecting train to Devon. Whilst fumbling about in Andy's big pocket, Dom dropped a referees whistle into it for safe keeping. No whistle incidents expected at Plainmoor tomorrow then?! True dedication. Maybe some forum members can also dig deep into their big pockets and bring out some appreciation for the poor haggis eating scottish numpty. A real fan.

hey i just dipped into Andys pocket and pulled out the winning lottery ticket man for the Euro lottery rollover. You shouldn't have kept it in there hehe. I got it now.

Give me some then GG so i can emigrate to Austria!

Yuk . I just caught someone who shall not be named Wanking in Andy's big pocket.