So, a grainy film of two blokes coming together at a corner and the attached photo are all we know so far.
The video shows nothing. Two guys jostling for position at a corner.
How do you even bite a bloke on the ribs? It's not as though this Banks fella won't be a highly toned athlete. Getting hold of anything to bite would be hard in itself. The shirt would be soaked in sweat, such would taste vile.
The tweet which goes with the picture says: "... I can't believe another human has taken a chunk out if my ribs..." If this chunk of flesh were removed, there would be bleeding. Blood will have soaked into his shirt. Does anyone remember seeing him sent to the bench by the referee in order to change his shirt (as per the rigidly enforced blood rule)?
Camb has mentioned previously that Banks hardly reacts like someone who has had a chunk bitten out of them. I've just reviewed film of the most famous sporting bite of all time and Holyfield (a considerably tougher man than Banks and one married to a pain management specialist) reacts by wheeling away from Tyson and seeking refuge on the ropes. He clutches at his ear and gesticulates to the referee that he's hurt. Banks doesn't do any of that. He holds out an arm and then just jogs off. We see footballers every day who get little more than a knock on the shin and they are down for minutes at a time crying and needing "treatment". These are not tough men. If they had a chunk of flesh removed, they'd certainly be letting everyone know about it.
He doesn't react to Ladders in any way commensurate with being bitten. He just throws an arm (his second elbow of the move, I might add) vaguely in Joss's direction before ambling away. No clutching of the chest, no fisticuffs, no turning to the referee or a team mate to show them what's happened. Nothing.
The picture. Well, absenting the idea that the chest shown could belong to absolutely anybody. The picture is awfully blurry. Footballers, although not bright, are certainly capable of working their smartphones. No one takes a picture that blurry and uploads it to Twitter unless a more in focus image serves their purpose less well. It's a bit like the 'Bigfoot' film we've all seen. The reason it's jerky and badly framed is because if it were well shot, it would be extremely obvious that we were watching footage of a bloke in a rented bear costume plodding about the New Forest.
Someone tell me what we're even looking at in that picture. Even if we are to accept that it's a picture of this Banks chap, that looks like a hicky to me. Is the proper allegation perhaps one of sexual assault? Could we be on the cusp of the outing of Joss as the first gay professional?
No one in the crowd reacts. Not a fan, not a steward, not a ballboy. Being bitten is going to cause you to scream. There's no doubt about that. SG will be along in a minute to tell us that he's Robocop and wouldn't scream even

if someone went at his balls with a rusty razor, but Dave is the exception, not the rule. A scream on a football pitch will draw attention. Where there's attention on a pitch, the crowd will appeal. We know this from watching football at Plainmoor. The ball gets fired into a crowded box and someone, somewhere goes down. Without having seen anything of the incident, 2000 Torquay fans are absolutely adamant that it was a foul and that a penalty should be awarded.* We aren't unique in this respect.
Even if the photo is of a bite and that bite is on the chest of Banks, there's bugger all to suggest that it was Ladders who caused it. They were, of course, together on a football pitch in the hours leading up to the tweeting of the blurry picture which may or may not have been released contemporaneously with its creation of something which may or may not be a bite and may or may not be attached to the body of this Banks bloke, but that means absolutely nothing, because so were 20 other players and none of them is before the FA.
So, we add together a grainy video which shows, if anything at all, that Banks wasn't bitten at that time and a blurry photo of...Something and we add in the steadfast denial from Ladderz and we're left with, probably, a statement written in crayon by a footballer reading something along the lines of, "dat bloke bit me coz he iz a meanie."
If (and it's a big if) that's all they've got, then Ladabie's denial should be enough to see him through. If it's not, then I'd like to make the FA aware please that I was in the pub last night with the whole Fleetwood Town squad and I was bitten by all of them...
Matt.