Alarm Bells - Eunan to Crawley

[CP Gull]

(Not lived in Crawley for 16 years, sorry.)

No need to apologise for that, we totally understand.

[AustrianAndyGull]

[stratfordgull]

SLC, I don't think you can rely on anything historical because you don't actually have any to speak of that can't be matched by the achievements of a Sunday League team. The first 110 years of your 'history' say it all.

Plenty of criminal history to fall back on though I suppose.

Borrowed nickname - borrowed money - borrowed fans - on borrowed time I think. We'll wave at the few 100 fans that remain as you plummit back past us.

[AlexGulls]

You mean like when you had four stands the previous season and were up at the top, yet only managed to average 2,630?

OBVIOUS RATHER EMBARRASSING FAIL.

We were never battling for the top three all season last season. Read more carefully next time.

[gullintwoplaces]

I somehow doubt the grapes from the Champagne region are quite sour enough for you, 'mate'.

Not sour mate, just very, very angry. Trolls like you are the bane of football forums. You would never dare taunt people face to face, you can only do it on forums, brave t*at.

[bixieupnorth]

surely a release clause is only a minimum figure to trigger his release, I assume there is a sell on clause?

[Dave]

STOP, don't feed the troll, the troll then gets hungry and forks off somewhere else, simples.

[Southampton Gull]

Ladies, he's not even spoken to Crawley yet so don't let the plastic Palace fan wind you up

[gullintwoplaces]

Ladies, he's not even spoken to Crawley yet so don't let the plastic Palace fan wind you up

Of course, you are right. Even the mention of that team brings me out in a cold sweat. My dislike of Crawley, its fans and in fact everything about it is undiminished since the departure of the fat one and his poodle. I only wish them eventual liquidation I'm afraid.

[ferrarilover]

Oh good, someone else who thinks that attendances make a blind bit of difference to anything, we haven't had this for almost a fortnight.
As for arguing the toss between 2900 and 3100 (or whatever) fans per week, that really is a case of 'tallest dwarf'.

And what's more, why the hell are you lot doing waiving your willies on the internet when Germany are giving a free, televised football lesson?

Matt.

[Scott Brehaut]

Be honest, do any of you think you'll ever get the better of Crawley?

Yes.

Saturday 3 March 2012

Broadfield

1-0

Eunan.

Thanks.

[hector]

Err, apart from the division we play in?

FAIL.

You are in a higher division by a point or so. But regardless. If I was a talented young midfielder with the world at my feet, coveted by a long list of clubs and had just made the PFA team, my dream move would not be to Crawley Town. Not unless they were paying obscene money. You may well being doing that but I really think Eunan is worth more than plying his trade for Crawley Town. He should be aiming higher for a club with some and standing.

[ferrarilover]

That and it should be remembered that higher division does not mean better football. Unless there is a serious transformation in their 'style', Cheaty will be playing the same non-league long ball rubbish they displayed all last year. I'm sure Eunan will fit right in...

Matt.

[cambgull]

This conversation is fantastic. Crawley fans boasting about the greatness of his club is like a Leper boasting about how fantastic his one and only leg is. He's proud of what he's got, but deep down, he knows he won't have his leg in a few years. The only difference being, in Crawley's case, the Leper doesn't actually give that much of a cr*p about his leg and won't be that upset about his beloved leg because there are always other legs. Still with me? No? OK then.

SLC Crawley - could you do me a favour please? I need some recommendations of rich clubs I can jump on the bandwagon of. I'm thinking Man City, PSG or Anzhi but I'm really not sure which one. You could ask all your brand new friends at Gatwick FC if you like. They shouldn't be too difficult to find, it's 2/3s of your stadium.

[ferrarilover]

This conversation is fantastic. Crawley fans boasting about the greatness of his club is like a Leper boasting about how fantastic his one and only leg is. He's proud of what he's got, but deep down, he knows he won't have his leg in a few years. The only difference being, in Crawley's case, the Leper doesn't actually give that much of a cr*p about his leg and won't be that upset about his beloved leg because there are always other legs. Still with me? No? OK then.

SLC Crawley - could you do me a favour please? I need some recommendations of rich clubs I can jump on the bandwagon of. I'm thinking Man City, PSG or Anzhi but I'm really not sure which one. You could ask all your brand new friends at Gatwick FC if you like. They shouldn't be too difficult to find, it's 2/3s of your stadium.

You misspelt 'hovel'.

Matt.