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It is evident that the gentleman with the whistle is a self-abuser.

Your stadia is evidently quite shabby, and your followers are defficient in number.

What on earth, what on earth, what on earth did the opposition player just do. Wh-at on earth did the opposition player just do.

Farewell equine,
Adieu Dobbin,
Taking my leave of my mount,
And at the same time I was emoting thus,
I was bidding my steed auf weidersehen

"He's vertically challenged,
He's globe-like in proportions,
He's seemingly made of rubber when perambulating forwards,
Number IX, number IX"

(He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, number 9, number 9!")

Cheers

Bruce

"Our supporters thrice offer the invitation to those we see opposite to meet you in the centre of your stadia, but only if you feel sufficiently invigorated this afternoon for a bit of Queensbury Rules martial arts."

(On the pitch, on the pitch, on the pitch - come and 'ave a go, if you think yer 'ard enuff!")

Cheers

Bruce

Oh my word. I have trouble with procreative faith. Your illicitations have imbibed a humour of type which I hath not experienced in some years. My person has persued a position of prostration in a horizantal state while in the meantime spewing forth a stream of merry excitment.
may we remind ourselves that our own supporters have already done this for real at Chelteham. I was most surprised to hear us exclaim to their supporters after a particular expletives filled message from them . "YOUR JUST A BUNCH OF NIT WITS". now I realise we were just being a tad restrained in our reply. we could have vented forth with 15 mintues of Shakespearean English. I will be interested in what happens next.

Be amongst them.
Sabotage their game plan.

I believe that I may have made your mothers acquaintance some time ago, and so I believe, did the majority of my colleagues in the Grenadier Guards

Rjc70 wrote:Be amongst them.
Sabotage their game plan.

Made me larf


The county of Devonshire, is a delightful place
I said, the county of Devonshire IS a delightful place
It contains a large volume of ladies upper particulars, a large volume of ladies vulva and of course the pleasant town of Torquay
Thus making Devonshire the most delightful place to be

Oh Exeter
Is replete of excrement

Danny_tufc wrote:Oh Exeter
Is replete of excrement

Genius Danny.

In case Stevenage should field their reserve stopper at Plainmoor:

"Belt Fastener had carnal knowledge of your spouse"

Supposedly.

The gentleman stood next to me, who is from a town in Hampshire but is a life long supporter of Torquay, has a greater volume than the opposing football team supporters.

O Isca! Est plenus merdorum,
O Isca! Est plenus merdorum,
Plenus merdorum, merdorum, et plus merdorum
O Isca! Est plenus merdorum.

Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Invidiae Argyleorum sumus.