Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

[CP Gull]

I remember him playing for Carlisle - he was appalling and got taken off - he is no Ellis thats for sure.

The point you appear to be missing completely is that clearly this young man is a direct replacement for Rowe-Turner and not Mark Ellis. I would have thought that was fairly obvious from the comments made by Martin Ling on the Official site? Obviously not though!

I suppose you are now going to tell us that young Cruise is no Rowe-Turner for sure!!!!! 8/

[Trojan 67]

I remember him playing for Carlisle - he was appalling and got taken off - he is no Ellis thats for sure.

Predictable Brucie . . . . . . .


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[Trojan 67]

Brucie piddles on Tom Cruise's parade . . . . . . . . . . Rain Man


Brucie sees not what we see . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Eyes Wide Shut


Brucie moves from the dark side into the light ? . . . . . . . Mission Impossible


Brucie paints it black ? . . . . . . . . . it ain't Magnolia that is for sure

[Dave]

Quailty signing, right age aswell, and to think some hankered after Branno, forever wipes sweat brow,,phew.

[Glostergull]

My wife will be pleased. She has Cruise control on her car. Ok I'll Join in and get my coat too!

[cambgull]

Martin Ling really is doing a fantastic job of building a 'Cocktail' of good signings. He's made 'All The Right Moves' in the transfer market without doing too much 'Risky Business'. All we needed was 'A Few Good Men' in the squad and much more quality in reserve so there wasn't so much 'Knight And Day' in terms of quality. One day, I have no doubt he'll be our defensive 'Rock of Ages' without coming with too much 'Collateral'.

[Glostergull]

Well At least I am going to have plenty of company on the executive naughty step

[brooker]

Before we go on any further, has anybody not got their bloody coats yet!?

[Regiment]

what the heck were his parents thinking. By the time he was born, the film star was already well known, so why do that to the poor lad ??

anyway, another shrewd signing, well done ML, and welcome Tom.

[Richinns]

Have I missed this or has the length of his contract been given anywhere?

[chippygull]

One year according to dot.con

[Yellow4life]

1 year, June 2013.

[Richinns]

One year according to dot.con

ahh - ok. Thanks

[SteveDeckchair]

Tom Cruise is a 'Legend'! He obviously likes 'The Colour of Money' down Plainmoor way. 'Far and Away' my favourite signing so far, purely for all the mileage we can get out of his name!

<shuts door quietly on way out>

[happytorq]

Predictable Brucie . . . . . . .


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Oh. I say. Well played, sir.

Maybe brucie should be referred to as "cock of ages"