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austrianandygull wrote:SEE!!!!!!! Told you that cats were sh*t hot! They're even on the OS now and being named after our yellow hero's. CATS, they're gggggrrrreat!

I intend to lobby immediately for the creation of a news story on the OS that caters for the needs of the many perfectly healthy tables that are put down onto the street and forgotten about as they rot into the ground. This bias towards cats over tables should not be tolerated.

Gone but not forgotten.

You table fans are so whingy, are you not happy to hear that offers are "on the table"? Do you have to see the table?

So needy...

cambgull wrote:You table fans are so whingy, are you not happy to hear that offers are "on the table"? Do you have to see the table?

So needy...

Absolutely!

Plus tables get mentioned every damn day on here during the season; "where will we finish in the table?" etc etc

Give the cats a turn.

Sod the Cats. Blow the tables. Why have chairs been ignored. We need the thread about chairs to be started immediatly!!!

Glostergull wrote:Sod the Cats. Blow the tables. Why have chairs been ignored. We need the thread about chairs to be started immediatly!!!

Stupid idea. It is perfectly acceptable to discuss cats and tables, but chairs?! That's barbaric...

Did somebody mention chairs?

How about 'SteveDeckchair's chairs and deckchairs' thread?!

Actually, you can all keep your Cats, Tables and Chairs. I have the winner. Ice Cream Vans, I want one.

cambgull wrote:Actually, you can all keep your Cats, Tables and Chairs. I have the winner. Ice Cream Vans, I want one.

Someone going to chuck a paedophile joke his way?

I hate cats.

They're all pussies

I love pussies

They don't seem to like you though mate

Come on guys. We have more about us than pussy word play.

And in any case, they smell.

Yours might but I make sure mine shower first

Someone call the RSPCA...

I've worked for them the last 10 years so i'm on my way round with the graspers for you rabid lot!!! :rules: