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Neal wrote:I see the f@cking spelling police are back!

Teh plorebm wtih dab slpenlig is taht smoteemis plopee d'ton urnstedad yuo..

I see what happened. You saw that someone had poked a little light fun at your typo and you chuckled and joined in, hence the first reply. You then noticed that it was me who had made the aforementioned poke and you decided to behave like an admonished child and chuck your dolly out of your pram.

That's almost the saddest think I've ever encountered. Time to head back to the sense of humour shop.

Matt.

And don't forget your morphemes and syntax..

Gullscorer wrote:And don't forget your morphemes and syntax..

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Blow the Syntax. I will stick with tin tacks. or income tax. At least they are easier to understand.

That reminds me of an Irish navvy I once knew. When he wanted to know the time he axed a policeman.. =D

ferrarilover wrote:His first touch was worse than your spelling, which is an achievement in itself.

Matt.

Says the man who, on another thread, says something about "self-respect being in tact".

Stones, glass houses, etc


Also -

ferrarilover wrote:That's almost the saddest think I've ever encountered.

Which is precisely why I'd never actually criticise anyone else's spelling and grammar. I might take the piss, but I am sufficiently self aware (and not a complete bellend) to know that I am by no means error free.

That said, those are phone based typos...

Matt.

Spiellin wos knot mi beast supjet at bore skool, dissaplin wos

Bore skool approov skool rools innit

Chavvy Chayse mi fayvoorit akter yo

:B

joined Alfreton:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29078920

poor sods 8-]

Damn, he's inevitably going to score against us on the live BT Sport match now!

Played 6, lost 6, scored 3, conceded 20 and as if that wasn't bad enough, they've now signed Hawley. I really didn't believe any side could be worse than last year's Hyde, but I could yet be proved wrong.

Matt.

OllieGull wrote:Damn, he's inevitably going to score against us on the live BT Sport match now!

So true! Lump on Hawley anytime scorer in that game!

He'll score against us now, inevitable.

ferrarilover wrote:I see what happened. You saw that someone had poked a little light fun at your typo and you chuckled and joined in, hence the first reply. You then noticed that it was me who had made the aforementioned poke and you decided to behave like an admonished child and chuck your dolly out of your pram.

That's almost the saddest think I've ever encountered. Time to head back to the sense of humour shop.

Matt.

Hahaha couldn't be more wrong. I don't know who you are, just a contributor on here like the rest of us as far as I'm concerned, so no I didnt notice it was "you", whoever you are. And clever move trying to make out it was in jest, not so sure myself! But.... I don't f ing care anyway so it just bounces off

Back on theme, Alfreton, mm mm... 1 league to high for him I think!

Exactly the sort of standard, I thought the lazy journeyman would end up at.