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Matt Hockley
Posted: 01 Apr 2014, 17:40
by SuperNickyWroe
taxilady wrote:I got hit once just behind the goal, about halfway up in The Ministand...MIcky Cave had a shot, narrowly missed the goal & hit me instead. Absolutely no chance of ducking that one either ! You ever been hit SNW ?????

yes I have madam.
but what I do in the confines of my own home or my mistresses' dungeon are my business and no concern of yours........... :Oops:

Matt Hockley
Posted: 01 Apr 2014, 17:43
by SuperNickyWroe
happytorq wrote:
Yes, thank you for that brilliant piece of advice, SNW. Presumably you'd have the same pearl of wisdom for JFK.
I was right behind the boards on the touchline, and Hockley was about 4 yards on the pitch. So I was maybe 10 yards away, and he properly hoofed it. assuming a clearance velocity of 30mph (likely on the low side), that means I had 0.7 seconds (ish) to see, calculate incoming trajectory, and react. The average human reaction is about 215 milliseconds, but I'd had a couple of drinks so call it 0.3 seconds. That means I had 0.4 seconds to both understand I was about to be hit, and complete the ducking motion. Not likely.
you numbnuts.

god you are slow to react.
sounds to me that you deserved it dickwad.

Matt Hockley
Posted: 01 Apr 2014, 19:43
by ferrarilover
sam_ wrote:His wife taught me and gave me one of his shirts, and his Wembley 08' jacket, a real hero for me. I shall never forget his goal at home to Halifax. A true Torquay United Football Club legend.
She's also captain of the women's side. Decent player. I imagine I see a very different person from the one you knew, but she really doesn't strike me as the teacher sort.
Matt.
Matt Hockley
Posted: 02 Apr 2014, 18:51
by sam_
ferrarilover wrote:
She's also captain of the women's side. Decent player. I imagine I see a very different person from the one you knew, but she really doesn't strike me as the teacher sort.
Matt.
Depends if she liked the class you were in, she liked ours and was a right laugh, always said I'd get down to one of the ladies games, feel bad for not tbh