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forevertufc wrote:Thats not a gun in my pocket Alan, its a squirrel.

Sit Rep: This is winning... by miles.

Matt.

Thank goodness you scored, I heard some of the dressing rooms in Blue Square grounds have rats THIS big!

Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiipod!

I know that it was a great goal but I prefer to put it back in my shorts !

Alan Knill celebrates Brian Saah's goal by holding aloft an invisible Danny Stevens.

Look Brian I'm a Northener and I like my pies this big..

"Do the same at Morecambe, Bri, and your pay cheque will be this big"

Hahahaha, guys, some of these are hysterical. Special mention to Dave (for yesterday's commendable effort) and now ChineseGull (I think that's a number 42 at my local place, with Cantonese Gull being a number 43 and Gull Hong Kong Style being a 66 for some odd reason) with his genuinely laugh-out-loud effort.

Keep 'em coming. Winners announced as soon as I've found the next photo.

Matt.

Saahsy - "Hold still Boss. I'm just getting my torch out to see if you REALLY have swallowed the Ref's whistle!"

Saaahsy runs to collect his inflatable Alan Knill doll from Anne Summers

mickyflash wrote:"...and then AustrianAndy said he loved Billy Bodin THIS much!"

Yes, really Saahsy, the one that got away was this big. Now, we'll have to stop our chat about fishing or else the bliddy ref will add on five minutes for time-wasting"