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Trojan "Coming out" Exclusive !!!!

Southampton Gull wrote:Trojan "Coming out" Exclusive !!!!

Piss taker.

As it happened, it wasn't the coming out, it was the going in. Let me elaborate . . . . . .

Bootcleaner went to take a piss and was followed by a procession of perverts. That's when I twigged what wasn't right about the place. Remember the series called the Professionals ?

George Cowley : "Doyle . . . front door. Bodie . . . 'round the back . . . kick the door in."

Kick the toilet door in being what I did. "Ok bootcleaner ?", I said (as the assortment made a swift exit).

Next thing we know the barman/barmaid (not sure what it was) asked us to leave as it had become apparent it wasn't our "scene".

Trojan = Confused.com

I hear Ferrarilover has just got himself a gold member ship there.

Don;t be silly, he uses the Orange Rooms

SG, I'd give you a slap, but your beer(Magners)belly prevents me from getting in close enough to deliver a decent one.

Troj my little bedwetter, wanting to give me a slap and doing it are two different things entirely

usagullmichigan wrote:I hear Ferrarilover has just got himself a gold member ship there.

Motherfucker please...

I have tenure.

Matt.

Southampton Gull wrote:Troj my little bedwetter, wanting to give me a slap and doing it are two different things entirely

I take offence !

I haven't wet the bed since I turned 50 ! (liar, he's more than 50 o:))

Only a few more years then, and it will not only be back to bedwetting, but also dribbling in my dinner while the care staff wipe my arse.

Trojan 67 wrote:
I take offence !

I haven't wet the bed since I turned 50 ! (liar, he's more than 50 o:))

Only a few more years then, and it will not only be back to bedwetting, but also dribbling in my dinner while the care staff remove the toy's from my arse.

Just to help with your confusion and all...

forevertufc wrote: Just to help with your confusion and all...

Oh no, infamy . . . they all have it in for me. (unadulterated insult, not blunt instruments in the arse).

After that old puney excuse for a joke. I need have no fear in future! :slap: