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This thread gets more surreal with every post.

:idea: My hovercraft is full of eels...

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yellow wrote:This thread gets more surreal with every post.

:idea: My hovercraft is full of eels...

...It's handy when I'm out of meals
Although they are smelly
Once covered in jelly
My tummy they really do....fills




Um....sorry...we were doing the poetry unit just before the half term break...

scottbrehaut wrote:42

Scott, do not believe what you read. This is absolute poppycock. Pm me if you want to know the meaning of life


And just to whoop this thread back on topic, nearly, one of my very earliest memories is of my Dad singing 'he was saying goodbye to his horse' to me, albeit with slighly different 3rd line, and he was an RAF chappie. I don't know how it became a football song?

After an emergency meeting that was called last night, the Back Step Committee has agreed to retract the claim that the drum will no longer be going to Plainmoor. In fact we are encouraging more people to take noisey instruments and stand as close to Wivel as possible as we have come to realise no one in their right mind could refuse an atmosphere at a football match, therefore Wivel is actually being sarcastic (the lowest form of wit) and in fact is really encouraging us to make as much noise as possible.

Wivel, we salute you for constant encouragement for the drum.

Wivelgull - Back Step Army's ambassador