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kingsgull wrote: Dave,you are talking about his love trouchon i guess ??? :~D

Yes indeed Mike,Forking pie's

Richinns wrote:Not the same type of pies that Buckle had his finger in hopefully!

Back in the day forking pie was hairy. Times and fashion change. A lot of pie these days is Brazilian.

Hairy pie, Brazilian pie, as long as it isn't PUKKA !

Ling's list of forty targets and the pies contains: Neville Southall, Kevin Pressman, Neil Ruddock, Thomas Brolin, Mick Quinn, Jan Molby and Fatty Foulkes =D

Last time I had my finger in a pie it resulted in a daughter

usagullmichigan wrote:Last time I had my finger in a pie it resulted in a daughter

Umm... Any biology teachers around want to help out our American friend?

Judging by the astonishing lack of activity you would be forgiven for thinking that Ling has got his finger up his own arsehole

brucie wrote:Judging by the astonishing lack of activity you would be forgiven for thinking that Ling has got his finger up his own arsehole

Two new signings by the end of the week? Hmmm can't see that happening

And don't forget we report back for pre-season next week. At this rate we're going to end up trying to gel a bunch of trialist players together. Look where that got us last time.......

Jeff wrote:And don't forget we report back for pre-season next week. At this rate we're going to end up trying to gel a bunch of trialist players together. Look where that got us last time.......

At least they could have a decent five a side game!

Some news must be close - surly???

Jeff wrote:And don't forget we report back for pre-season next week. At this rate we're going to end up trying to gel a bunch of trialist players together. Look where that got us last time.......

in goal we have SNW anyone good in defense ??? maybe get Lineker as an aging striker if we promise him loads of crisps.....

brucie wrote:Judging by the astonishing lack of activity you would be forgiven for thinking that Ling has got his finger up his own arsehole

kingsgull wrote: in goal we have SNW anyone good in defense ??? maybe get Lineker as an aging striker if we promise him loads of crisps.....

Sign me up? :rules:

you must be cheap !!!

The Germans are coming...Dont panic...dont panic...aarrgghh.