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Bring your wife/partner,girlfriend/female friend,lover,mistress, any lady you meet in the pub/chippie on the way to match.Even a "Tranny" might be acceptable ?!?
Great way to impress a female-free ticket to Plainmoor to watch the usual impressive stuff from the Gulls on a freezing night in March.!:l
Ladies Evening V Chesterfield
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I was well up for it, i thought it would be a superb evening of betting and gambling with likeminded people until i actually read it said 'ladies evening' and not 'laddies evening'.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Got a girlfriend you want to get rid of? Been struggling to tell her its over? Then bring her along to Plainmoor on a Tuesday night where she will be bored stupid, surrounded by moaning "fans" and freezing cold. Chances are she will then leave you, saving you the bother.
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How bloody sexist 
When's the 'bring a fit bloke with a 6 pack and you get in free' promo...? :~D
When's the 'bring a fit bloke with a 6 pack and you get in free' promo...? :~D
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Pah, you're upset! I'm gutted, I thought it was a Lardies Evening! :Oops:westbaygull wrote:How bloody sexist
When's the 'bring a fit bloke with a 6 pack and you get in free' promo...? :~D
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westbaygull wrote:How bloody sexist
When's the 'bring a fit bloke with a 6 pack and you get in free' promo...? :~D
Well Jane I would have fitted that description 20 odd years ago when I was at my fighting weight in the army, but now? 6 pack is now a beer barrel. Will that do??? :devil: Ahh those were the days young lady ^.^
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Wanted Jennifer Aniston lookalike to accompany hunky,handsome,suave,sophisticated liar,to Torquay United game tonight.GSOH and thermals essential.Ticket for Bristow's bench and scarf supplied.
Megan Fox lookalikes also considered.
Megan Fox lookalikes also considered.
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It's been said that I have an uncanny resemblance to both Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox.Behind-the-Gulls wrote:Wanted Jennifer Aniston lookalike to accompany hunky,handsome,suave,sophisticated,liar,to Torquay United game tonight.GSOH and thermals essential.Ticket for Bristow's bench and scarf supplied.
Megan Fox lookalikes also considered.
I'm almost identical in every way.
Except I have bigger jugs
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Well, being an Aniston/Fox lookielikie, I considered going, but then read the posts on here and have come to the conclusion that you're a lot of lardie, ageing, fibbing laddies with small testyclays. Will have to stay in and do my nails instead 
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Describes me to a tee Jane!! apart from the fibbing (pillar of honesty me!!) and small testyclays as mine have ha the two bricks treatement (ouch). 8-owestbaygull wrote:Well, being an Aniston/Fox lookielikie, I considered going, but then read the posts on here and have come to the conclusion that you're a lot of lardie, ageing, fibbing laddies with small testyclays. Will have to stay in and do my nails instead
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