Hello Scott, fellow posters, casual browsers et al
Just to get you into the Xmas spirit here are a few (poor) jokes.
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'
I know, I know, I've opened a Christmas cracker early. Here's another:
Mike walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
The barmaid looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
'Tiny', answers Mike.
Why's that?' enquires the barmaid.
Because he's my newt' concludes Mike. =D
On that note, I wIsh you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.