Borderline Boilers

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 11 Oct 2013, 16:04

saw a couple of minutes of loose women today, i dont usually watch crap like that, but it was like a borderline boiler showcase today, you had carol vorderman, sally lindsay, Nadia Sawalha, then that sherrie hewson popped up on the end and spoilt it. :no:

i never noticed Nadia Sawalha much before, quite nice looking, nice hair, nice jubblies, slightly on the turn and only just, but definitely fits the borderline boiler profile. i would gratefully accept an invitation back to hers and try to find out if she truly is a loose woman. :~D

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 11 Oct 2013, 16:10

A big fat NO to that chunks. I'm bilious now.

Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 17 Oct 2013, 20:52

Maggie O'Neill. Just watched (last weeks) Truckers, and there she is cooking in her pinny......

and when she turns around she just has her bra and knickers on...............ooooooeeeeeeeerrrrrrr. :-o

ding dong.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 17 Oct 2013, 21:05

crikey, yes, definitely makes the list.

i remember her in shameless, her character was quiet, a bit looney, ocd, prim and proper, a bit mumsy, but also a right nympho! :P

rather large set of (ahem) lungs as well. :~D

as sid james would say - "phhhwwwoooaarrr blimey, yak, yak, yak"! :~D

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 18 Oct 2013, 09:22

This thread is disgusting..!! :~D

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 18 Oct 2013, 10:13

yes, it most definitely is!

in our politically correct world its just nice to have an outlet to have a bit of a laugh and behave in a way we normally wouldnt. :~D

it is just a bit of over the top fun though, none of us would dream of really talking about women in real life in this way! o:)

would we? :}

Post by **Southampton Gull** » 18 Oct 2013, 14:38

Speak for yourself, no point wasting time with women, they either want a bit of action or thay don't

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 24 Oct 2013, 23:08

Courtney Love.

Yeah, she's got a face like a fat girls fanny, but I reckon she would be one hell of a ride!! She'd have me for breakfast that's for sure.

Post by **Scott Brehaut** » 24 Oct 2013, 23:11

chunkygull wrote:saw a couple of minutes of loose women today, i dont usually watch crap like that, but it was like a borderline boiler showcase today, you had carol vorderman, sally lindsay, Nadia Sawalha, then that sherrie hewson popped up on the end and spoilt it. :no:

i never noticed Nadia Sawalha much before, quite nice looking, nice hair, nice jubblies, slightly on the turn and only just, but definitely fits the borderline boiler profile. i would gratefully accept an invitation back to hers and try to find out if she truly is a loose woman. :~D

Any of the above would probably feel like a win

Gullscorer · Post by **Gullscorer** » 25 Oct 2013, 12:22

Denise Nurse

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chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 28 Nov 2013, 22:20

Yaaaayyy, got one. i havent thought of this bird in a while, bleddy lovely when she was young and still looks worth the 20 seconds of effort it would take me now.

Camille Coduri - The names probably not familiar but she has been in loads of stuff - When she was much younger she was in King Ralph and boy did the teenage me have a thing for her then. A few years later The History Of Tom Jones, plenty of strumping in this, a bodice ripper I think is how the tv mags describe this sort of thing, she was still rather attractive.

She was in loads of stuff down the following years, notably Doctor Who, Ashes To Ashes and recently Him and Her.

Slightly on the turn now, so she is in borderline boiler territory, and yes, I sure as hell would!

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Post by **SuperNickyWroe** » 30 Nov 2013, 22:21

its a yes from me chunk.

would also like to add Sarah Lancashire, currently in "Last tango in Halifax" and who was Raquel in Corrie St.

ding dong.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 19 Dec 2013, 20:50

Purely by accident I saw a few minutes of lorraine the other morning and Jenny Powell popped up on the screen trying to get me to enter a competition, she insulted my intelligence a bit with the question but I really didnt mind, I let her get away with it, because, well, DAMN!.

I remember her from when I was a young lad, especially my early teens, she used to present a lot of kids tv, mainly Saturday mornings on BBC and ITV. She went on to do top of the pops, game shows and other programmes, but I havent seen her on tv for years.

I googled her and found out she is only 45, i thought she must have been a lot older because she was doing tv in the mid - 80's, but she must have been about 17/18 when she started.

Well she isnt as filth as she used to be, she is slightly on the turn, but she still looks damn fine to me and I most definitely would.

AustrianAndyGull · Post by **AustrianAndyGull** » 19 Dec 2013, 21:40

chunkygull wrote:Purely by accident I saw a few minutes of lorraine the other morning and Jenny Powell popped up on the screen trying to get me to enter a competition, she insulted my intelligence a bit with the question but I really didnt mind, I let her get away with it, because, well, DAMN!.

I remember her from when I was a young lad, especially my early teens, she used to present a lot of kids tv, mainly Saturday mornings on BBC and ITV. She went on to do top of the pops, game shows and other programmes, but I havent seen her on tv for years.

I googled her and found out she is only 45, i thought she must have been a lot older because she was doing tv in the mid - 80's, but she must have been about 17/18 when she started.

Well she isnt as filth as she used to be, she is slightly on the turn, but she still looks damn fine to me and I most definitely would.

chunkygull · Post by **chunkygull** » 17 Jan 2014, 23:02

Nina Conti - Anyone, anyone - just me again is it!

Nina, 39 years old, ventriliquist, comedienne, actress, regular on Live At the apollo and other stand up comedy shows. Sometimes looks rather ravishing, other times looks like she could curdle milk, lovely figure though and occasionally theres just something that makes me go - GGGGRRRR!

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