Your perfect job...

[Yellow4life]

Stone picking. What else would you want to do on a sunday morning at 10am?

http://www.torquayunited.com/news/artic ... 86618.aspx

This is for the season warm down, after all we are just a STONES throw away from staying up!

[Trojan 67]

STONES to a Yorkshireman (including Dee Dars) usually means picking them up and throwing them dan't neck.

[bixieupnorth]

made me do a double take, surely the most bizarre headline in a long list of bizarre banners on the OS!!

http://www.torquayunited.com/news/artic ... 86618.aspx

[westbaygull]

Ah, if only I lived closer. Would happily pick up stones for a coffee and a chocolate HobNob...

[Trojan 67]

Ah, if only I lived closer. Would happily pick up stones for a coffee and a chocolate HobNob...

You should not have mentioned that biscuit with the suggestive name.

[ferrarilover]

Ah, if only I lived closer. Would happily pick up stones for a coffee and a chocolate HobNob...

You're having a laugh aren't you Jane? This is Torquay, it'll be powdered tea and biscuits brown*, we're not made of money, you know.
Besides, the field will be muddy, you'll make a mess of your Jimmys.

Matt.

* For those who don't know, go here >>> http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Biscuits_Brown

[goodluckgull]

The task of removing stones from the new training area at Seale Hayne is huge and really requires many volunteers. Please go along and help on sunday, if you can.

[ferrarilover]

I haven't got a bucket...

Matt.

[Southampton Gull]

I haven't got a bucket...

Matt.

Use your gob..........................

[Trojan 67]

This stone sifting/shifting exercise is a worthwhile Worthington effort. Oops, Worthy.

It means the misfits of this season with have a flat as a crab playing surface to practice their miss-hit sideways passes on next season.

They'll also have shiny new other facilities to compliment their shiny new Rolex, shiny new Mercedes, shiny new girlfriend etc.

All the shiny new tactics, deadball routines etc will fly out of the shiny new double glazed window when they get back on the gluepot infront of the rabid, baying for blood Popside. :devil:

All Frisian slips intended.

[goodluckgull]

Well done to the six people who turned up this morning to help remove stones from the training ground. Help is still required this week, so please go if you can.

[AustrianAndyGull]

STONES to a Yorkshireman (including Dee Dars) usually means picking them up and throwing them dan't neck.

Any self respecting Yorkshireman wouldn't been seen dead drinking that sh*te Troj, it's a weak as p*ss watter and vile to boot. Maybe 20 years ago but not now. John Smiths and Tetley are the same.
I much prefer a Doom Bar (which to my amazement they had on my holiday at the park i was at! ) and Tribute. Both superb ales.

[DevonYellow]

Tribute is a cracking ale. Have you tried St Austell's IPA "Proper Job"? Lives up to its name and lovely on a summer evening.