Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

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Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by oxgull » 19 Mar 2013, 20:52

westbaygull wrote:Well, being an Aniston/Fox lookielikie, I considered going, but then read the posts on here and have come to the conclusion that you're a lot of lardie, ageing, fibbing laddies with small testyclays. Will have to stay in and do my nails instead (D)
Describes me to a tee Jane!! apart from the fibbing (pillar of honesty me!!) and small testyclays as mine have ha the two bricks treatement (ouch). 8-o

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by westbaygull » 19 Mar 2013, 16:33

Well, being an Aniston/Fox lookielikie, I considered going, but then read the posts on here and have come to the conclusion that you're a lot of lardie, ageing, fibbing laddies with small testyclays. Will have to stay in and do my nails instead (D)

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by Southampton Gull » 19 Mar 2013, 12:27

And Megan Fox has bigger balls :)

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by Scott Brehaut » 19 Mar 2013, 11:20

Behind-the-Gulls wrote:Wanted Jennifer Aniston lookalike to accompany hunky,handsome,suave,sophisticated,liar,to Torquay United game tonight.GSOH and thermals essential.Ticket for Bristow's bench and scarf supplied.
Megan Fox lookalikes also considered.
It's been said that I have an uncanny resemblance to both Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox.
I'm almost identical in every way.




Except I have bigger jugs :-D

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by Behind-the-Gulls » 19 Mar 2013, 09:17

Wanted Jennifer Aniston lookalike to accompany hunky,handsome,suave,sophisticated liar,to Torquay United game tonight.GSOH and thermals essential.Ticket for Bristow's bench and scarf supplied.
Megan Fox lookalikes also considered.

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by oxgull » 28 Feb 2013, 21:35

westbaygull wrote:How bloody sexist :@ :@

When's the 'bring a fit bloke with a 6 pack and you get in free' promo...? :~D

Well Jane I would have fitted that description 20 odd years ago when I was at my fighting weight in the army, but now? 6 pack is now a beer barrel. Will that do??? :devil: Ahh those were the days young lady ^.^

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by CP Gull » 28 Feb 2013, 17:39

westbaygull wrote:How bloody sexist :@ :@

When's the 'bring a fit bloke with a 6 pack and you get in free' promo...? :~D
Pah, you're upset! I'm gutted, I thought it was a Lardies Evening! :Oops:

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by westbaygull » 28 Feb 2013, 14:07

How bloody sexist :@ :@

When's the 'bring a fit bloke with a 6 pack and you get in free' promo...? :~D

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by DevonYellow » 28 Feb 2013, 13:05

Got a girlfriend you want to get rid of? Been struggling to tell her its over? Then bring her along to Plainmoor on a Tuesday night where she will be bored stupid, surrounded by moaning "fans" and freezing cold. Chances are she will then leave you, saving you the bother.

Re: Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by AustrianAndyGull » 28 Feb 2013, 12:50

:lol:

I was well up for it, i thought it would be a superb evening of betting and gambling with likeminded people until i actually read it said 'ladies evening' and not 'laddies evening'. :-/



:rofl:

Ladies Evening V Chesterfield

by Behind-the-Gulls » 28 Feb 2013, 12:47

http://www.torquayunited.com/news/artic ... 85276.aspx
Bring your wife/partner,girlfriend/female friend,lover,mistress, any lady you meet in the pub/chippie on the way to match.Even a "Tranny" might be acceptable ?!?
Great way to impress a female-free ticket to Plainmoor to watch the usual impressive stuff from the Gulls on a freezing night in March.!:l

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