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Re: Nathan Craig

by ferrarilover » 24 Sep 2012, 23:12

Callumtufc wrote:Nathan Craig is magic he wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Torquay he said I'm having that
He scores them with his left foot
He scores them with his right
And we play the city he'll score all fu***ng night
Typical chef, had to swear. That said, I like it.

Matt.

Re: Nathan Craig

by Rach » 18 Sep 2012, 20:51

austrianandygull wrote:How about (to the tune of Amarillo by Tony Christie )

Show me the way to get to Plainmoor
Where Rene, Billy and Manse love to score
Show me the way to get to Plainmoor
Where we all love to watch Torquay!

liking that!

Re: Nathan Craig

by Callumtufc » 17 Sep 2012, 09:13

Nathan Craig is magic he wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Torquay he said I'm having that
He scores them with his left foot
He scores them with his right
And we play the city he'll score all fu***ng night

Re: Nathan Craig

by AustrianAndyGull » 13 Sep 2012, 09:04

How about (to the tune of Amarillo by Tony Christie )

Show me the way to get to Plainmoor
Where Rene, Billy and Manse love to score
Show me the way to get to Plainmoor
Where we all love to watch Torquay!

Re: Nathan Craig

by monkeyboy » 13 Sep 2012, 08:36

Spent way too much time thinking of a second verse (for someone of my age) and couldn't come up with anything. Maybe leave it as is and follow it with "Nathan Craig Craig Craig" (Feeling hot hot hot). Or maybe just forget the whole damn thing (cos it is a bit rubbish!)

Re: Nathan Craig

by ferrarilover » 13 Sep 2012, 02:51

So, my last line, which I'll admit is a little bit posh, is too camp, but Monkey and his bloody show tunes, the very epitome of GAAAAAAAAAY are perfectly the way to go?

I despair.

Matt.

Re: Nathan Craig

by monkeyboy » 12 Sep 2012, 18:25

Nathan Craig
Sheep Shagger
Borrowed A Ewe From
Joe Oastler

Got to go to work now, I'll try and think of something more positive as a second verse tomorrow.

Re: Nathan Craig

by Gulliball » 12 Sep 2012, 18:10

monkeyboy wrote:To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar

Nathan Craig
Midfielder
Picks Out A Pass
Like Iniesta
I like that. Bit different to anything else we have too.

Might need a 2nd verse as it's very short

Re: Nathan Craig

by Regiment » 12 Sep 2012, 10:25

austrianandygull wrote:To be fair Matt, your offering is a real attempt for the attainment of perfection but the only thing that lets it down is the final line............he gives them quite a fright! Forgive me mate but it's too camp. There must be another word that rhymes with fright that can be incorporated into the final line so that we all don't sound like Kenneth Williams. What about sight, fight, bite or might? Other than that it's got potential. I don't wish to further pass urine onto your wonderfully crafted bonfire but monkeyboy's effort is the way to go. Simple and comedic, a bit like my good self i'll have you know! :-D

how about ending with "he sets the place alight".......?? or would that bring back too many painful memories of our old wooden stand ????

Re: Nathan Craig

by AustrianAndyGull » 11 Sep 2012, 21:54

To be fair Matt, your offering is a real attempt for the attainment of perfection but the only thing that lets it down is the final line............he gives them quite a fright! Forgive me mate but it's too camp. There must be another word that rhymes with fright that can be incorporated into the final line so that we all don't sound like Kenneth Williams. What about sight, fight, bite or might? Other than that it's got potential. I don't wish to further pass urine onto your wonderfully crafted bonfire but monkeyboy's effort is the way to go. Simple and comedic, a bit like my good self i'll have you know! :-D

Re: Nathan Craig

by monkeyboy » 11 Sep 2012, 21:00

To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar

Nathan Craig
Midfielder
Picks Out A Pass
Like Iniesta

Nathan Craig

by ferrarilover » 10 Sep 2012, 15:40

Nathan Craig is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw the Torquay,
He said I fancy that.
We play him on the left wing,
We play him down the right,
And when teams come to Plainmoor,
He gives them quite a fright.

To the tune of My Old Man is a refuse collection operative.

Matt.

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