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Yellow committee! (Polite applause) Yellow committee! etc...

the referee, the referee, the referee's a.............................................................................................................................................................................................................PLONKER

You will be returned to your residence by means of an amorous emergency services vehicle

Yellow Army

You are forgiven...

(what are the original words to this, I can sort of make them out, but I don't know the song, or the tune)

Matt.

There are those that question the marital status of the parents of a certain Mr Paul Tisdale
Indeed there are some that dare to suggest that his birth was never recorded with the Registry of Births and Deaths.
Scurrilous rumours are abound that he is suffereing with a disease once thought to be the preserve of homosexuals, though now widely accepted to be as prevalent with those of either loose sexual morals or drug addicts who are found to share their apparatus.
Often it is concluded that he is unmarried offspring of the genus of even toed ungulates within the family Amphibian.

chippygull wrote:You are a Grecian, a smelly Grecian,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your dad's a dealer, yer mum's a stealer,
Please don't take my posh hubcaps away

If this is supposed to be middle class (posh) I'd hate to see your idea of a hovel!

Matt.

You are a Grecian, a smelly Grecian,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your dad's a dealer, yer mum's a stealer,
Please don't take my posh hubcaps away

Don't know whether this counts as a middle class "football" chant so here goes :

Direct me to my abode,
I am spannerd and wish to lie down.
I consumed a large amount of liquor some sixty minutes ago
And it has headed straight to the cranium.

Regardless of where I ramble,
Over hill, down, dale or road.
You will always here me chirping this ditty :
Direct me to my abode.

Middle who...?


Ooops sorry...one too many!

Unicus David Graham!
Illic unicus David Graham est!
Unicus David Graham!
Illic unicus David Graham est!

Huc eccam!
Ibi eccillum!
Circumundique veneris eccam!
Collis Kevinis, Collis Kevinis.

wivelgull wrote:Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Invidiae Argyleorum sumus.

I think this thread just ascended (descended?) into "Upper Class Football Chants"

Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Invidiae Argyleorum sumus.

O Isca! Est plenus merdorum,
O Isca! Est plenus merdorum,
Plenus merdorum, merdorum, et plus merdorum
O Isca! Est plenus merdorum.