by gullintwoplaces » 19 Aug 2012, 10:28
bixieupnorth wrote:hes even fatter this season too
surely he must shudders when he sees the massive set of man boobs hes sporting these days, and as for that git, well for a man who spends his whole life around athletes, well he must be so ashamed of himself!
It isn't completely his fault. You see, he was eating sushi pies in Crawley, to reflect local tastes. In Rotherham, he has had to have meat and potato pies, and this has piled on the pounds for poor old Fatty Evans. Hence the growing moobs. I don't know how they would get him out of the dugout when he eventually collapses under the weight, they might need one of those Barry Hat-Trick ambulances (and a crane), if they can get one onto the pitch.
[quote="bixieupnorth"]hes even fatter this season too
surely he must shudders when he sees the massive set of man boobs hes sporting these days, and as for that git, well for a man who spends his whole life around athletes, well he must be so ashamed of himself![/quote]
It isn't completely his fault. You see, he was eating sushi pies in Crawley, to reflect local tastes. In Rotherham, he has had to have meat and potato pies, and this has piled on the pounds for poor old Fatty Evans. Hence the growing moobs. I don't know how they would get him out of the dugout when he eventually collapses under the weight, they might need one of those Barry Hat-Trick ambulances (and a crane), if they can get one onto the pitch.
