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Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by cambgull » 10 Aug 2012, 07:31

He's assuming people will actually post on a forum run by him.

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by Glostergull » 10 Aug 2012, 01:18

brucie wrote:I would buy this forum and ban people who start inane threads
Brucie would ban his own threads folks. You heard it hear first!

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by brucie » 09 Aug 2012, 23:32

I would buy this forum and ban people who start inane threads

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by Glostergull » 09 Aug 2012, 22:50

wivelgull wrote:Am I going mad? I'm sure there was a long post on this thread a moment ago with about a dozen points. It must have taken a while to write. But where is it? Did I dream it? has it suddenly been taken away? Is it on another thread? No, it can't be that, because the content was absolutly to do with the thread title. HELP!!
No Your not wrong or going mad. Wivel.
I wrote that long tome and it took a fair bit of research and valium before I got it into my head to finish it. I made several points and I ensured it went on the thread with no problems. I didn't save it after so if it's gone I may have to rewrite it again providing I can remember what I wrote.
All I can say is Grrrrr :@ :@ :@

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by stevegull » 09 Aug 2012, 20:27

Mav wrote: He said 500k, not 5million. Jody banim's wasteline would take you waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy over budget
I guess that's my Isyeden Chritie idea out the window then. :(

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by Bigman » 09 Aug 2012, 20:16

All the surgery and botox Helen Chamberlain desires to keep her (and thus our fine club) in the public eye forever, and make the players determined to get promotion and win the right to see the tattoo on her arse (which she must agree to do again in exchange for the enhancements).

Or pay a younger bird on telly to talk about Torquay and get a local hotty to get a tatt in an intimate place.

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by Trojan 67 » 09 Aug 2012, 19:54

It would need to be at least £100 million to bring my vision to fruition.

First, for every property on Warbro Road that backs on to that end of the ground, I would make the owner(s) of each property a generous offer to purchase each property. They'd be made an offer they wouldn't refuse (£).

Next, I'd position myself slap bang in the middle between "legitimate business" and "organised crime" - wink at one lot/shake hands with the other - acquire the necessary planning approval then flatten the newly acquired real estate in preparation for the Babbacombe End expansion/rebuild.

Ditto Marnham Road/Popside (to include schools/community use facilities).

Finally, expansion of the Ellacombe End to include an Olympic size swimming pool/leisure facilities which would be available for schools/community use. If more space is needed, then the old vicarage and all those properties on Derwent Road that back on to that End will have to go as well.

As a commitment to the poor/shat upon/underprivileged, I would built a block of 78 social housing flats at a prime position on Marine Drive - Ilsham, together with an arcade of shops to include a chippy and an off-licence.

If after my philanthropic blow out there is any money left over, then I'll waste it on beer and women. :nod:

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by Richinns » 09 Aug 2012, 18:04

happytorq wrote: Excellent plan. We Torquay fans don't get enough happy endings.
:rofl:

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by happytorq » 09 Aug 2012, 17:44

forevertufc wrote:Offer a free Swedish massage with full after care service, new customers only :)
Excellent plan. We Torquay fans don't get enough happy endings.

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by wodger of awabia » 09 Aug 2012, 12:50

Buy 2 or 3 club houses while the price is low & rent them to new players for a peppercorn rent. This would enable the club to attract better players with families, & they could rent out their existing houses "up north", & do very nicely. Over a period of time the club houses would increase in value, so it would be a good investment in any case.

footnote.......Boring!! you must try harder to be entertaining. :-/

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by Mav » 09 Aug 2012, 12:03

gullno4 wrote:24 carat gold statue of jody banim
He said 500k, not 5million. Jody banim's wasteline would take you waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy over budget

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by cambgull » 09 Aug 2012, 11:02

There were a few posts which disappeared last night and are back now. Perhaps it has happened again this morning.

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by wivelgull » 09 Aug 2012, 11:01

Am I going mad? I'm sure there was a long post on this thread a moment ago with about a dozen points. It must have taken a while to write. But where is it? Did I dream it? has it suddenly been taken away? Is it on another thread? No, it can't be that, because the content was absolutly to do with the thread title. HELP!!

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by wivelgull » 09 Aug 2012, 10:57

Whoops! Wrong thread (sorry).

Re: Hypothetical lottery win..

by wivelgull » 09 Aug 2012, 10:56

I'll go along with #10.

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