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ferrarilover wrote:Joke or not, the above post demonstrates, on a number of levels, precisely what is wrong children today.

Didn't get round to it last night (House marathon on DVD, coz I'm f**k ing cool as balls).

Matt.

IS that why you keep scratching them Matt

Matt, us good yorkshire folk have a trend of missing out words too, especially 'THE'. Example, am gooin pub ( 'i.m going to the pub' ) so it's not just you Devonshire inbreds that have the exclusivity on that one! :~D

Also, one of my pet hates nowadays is when sports radio presenters say, 'we'll keep you ACROSS everything that's happening in this afternoon's football'. ACROSS!!!! What the effin hell is that?!!! Don't you mean you'll keep us up to date or informed or posted or filled in or abreast? KEEP YOU ACROSS!! ACROSS WHAT? The North Sea? It doesn't make sense so stop saying it sports commo's!!

I hope you're hungry; because you just got served!

cambgull wrote: I doubt it, she's never been that fussed by gay guys.

Luke.

BITE

ferrarilover wrote:That's alright, you mum already knows.

Matt.

I doubt it, she's never been that fussed by gay guys.

Luke.

ferrarilover wrote:That's alright, you mum already knows.

Matt.

That's alright, you mum already knows.

Matt.

Your mum will see this.

That is all.

Haha, wrong again, I **** in the back of my car.

I did post a big ol' thing here, but it seems to have been deleted or something. Not to worry, it was bollocks anyway.

Matt.

The passenger seat in his orange Hairdressers car does not get offered to just anyone, you know.

forevertufc wrote: Ollie don't massage Matts ego, he will want to become your very special friend..

I won't haha, just appreciating he was trying to help and not totally slate me. :~D

OllieGull wrote:Just to clear up, I didn't find Matt's post offensive/insulting in any way, I found it helpful as I find the easiest way to improve is learning from my mistakes. Also, Dan's posts look very professional, well done.

Ollie don't massage Matts ego, he will want to become your very special friend..

Just to clear up, I didn't find Matt's post offensive/insulting in any way, I found it helpful as I find the easiest way to improve is learning from my mistakes. Also, Dan's posts look very professional, well done.

To be honest this whole thing about English being written proper innit, does my head in, I think some should realise how lucky they are to be blessed with the ability to take on board information and store and use it, in turn should realise that others arn't quite so lucky.

I can't and won't hide behind the fact my spelling and grammer is awful, was there anything wrong with my education, no, the problem was with me, still grateful for any help from my personal English teacher "Mr Happytorq" though..

I have two kids going through school right now, is there anything wrong with there education, no, one is blessed and finds learning easy, the other not quite so and will have to work harder.

Not meaning this to offend, I think Olliegull was asking whether we liked his work, not for an English lesson.

Posted a reply to this earlier, but for some reason it seems to have disappeared.

Thanks NickGull! Appreciate the feedback and let's hope so

ferrarilover wrote:I'll have a read overnight Dan and I'll call it as I find it. That said, judging from your post on here, I can't believe there'll be much for me to say.
Stick around, it sounds as if you'll enjoy it here.

Matt.

Look forwarding to reading your view Matt - I'm sure you'll find something to say!