Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

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Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by cambgull » 30 Jun 2012, 00:21

brucie wrote:Phew thats a relief - if he is signed as a direct replacement for Rowe-Turner then he will probably spend most of the season getting splinters in his arse. All we want now is a centre half capable of playing first team football.
Don't worry brucie, looks like the new dugouts have plastic seats. He won't be picking wood out of his a*se crack every time he comes on!

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by usagullmichigan » 29 Jun 2012, 23:58

Dutchgull wrote:yawn
Dutchgull how dare you make a response to brucie. :slap:

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by brucie » 29 Jun 2012, 22:01

Phew thats a relief - if he is signed as a direct replacement for Rowe-Turner then he will probably spend most of the season getting splinters in his arse. All we want now is a centre half capable of playing first team football.

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by torq2u » 29 Jun 2012, 19:19

Breaking News: Tom's even leaving Katie Holmes in order to join the Gulls. </3

Now that's what I call commitment!!! <3

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by torq2u » 29 Jun 2012, 17:15

Popped into Plainmoor today in time to witness the delivery of the box Tom will use to defend corners :nod:

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by Richinns » 28 Jun 2012, 14:43

http://www.stockportcounty.com/page/Lat ... 36,00.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Allegedly showed interest in this guy. Suspect he was not number 1 choice for replacement of Ellis?

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by happytorq » 28 Jun 2012, 13:48

Trojan 67 wrote:Predictable Brucie . . . . . . .


. . . . . . . . . . . . . Minority Retort. ;-)
Oh. I say. Well played, sir.

Maybe brucie should be referred to as "cock of ages"

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by SteveDeckchair » 28 Jun 2012, 11:54

Tom Cruise is a 'Legend'! He obviously likes 'The Colour of Money' down Plainmoor way. 'Far and Away' my favourite signing so far, purely for all the mileage we can get out of his name!

<shuts door quietly on way out>

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by Richinns » 28 Jun 2012, 11:31

chippygull wrote:One year according to dot.con
ahh - ok. Thanks

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by Yellow4life » 28 Jun 2012, 11:24

1 year, June 2013.

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by chippygull » 28 Jun 2012, 11:24

One year according to dot.con

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by Richinns » 28 Jun 2012, 11:17

Have I missed this or has the length of his contract been given anywhere?

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by Regiment » 28 Jun 2012, 09:38

what the heck were his parents thinking. By the time he was born, the film star was already well known, so why do that to the poor lad ??

anyway, another shrewd signing, well done ML, and welcome Tom.

Re: Tom Cruise signs for the gulls

by brooker » 28 Jun 2012, 09:32

Before we go on any further, has anybody not got their bloody coats yet!?

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