by United62 » 30 Jan 2023, 09:24
Someupsetgull logs off from streaming ‘Greenstreet – The PopSide Years’ and logs on to the Torquay United forum……but wait….
‘Mum!... Mum!!... Muuuuummmm!!!
‘Tchh. What is it son?’
‘Some stupid man on my internet called Portogull has said that there should be a new rule for late postponements’
‘Well, son, he does have a point. It’s not very nice for people to have to travel hundreds of miles to watch your favourite team Torquay Town and then have it cancelled’
‘But, but mum, he says that there should be a qualified referee who lives at the ground and I’ve looked on Ask Jeeves and it says that they don’t actually have to live at the ground, but be within the local area so I put him right on that.’
‘Then this idiot said we should all have undersoil heating for when it gets cold. So I put him straight and told him that it would cost at least £3 million quid to do this and we can’t afford that.’
‘Then I bravely told him to go and cry and fume on Mumsnet and I called him a Karen… which I think was very funny. Don’t you think so Mum? … Muuuummmm!!!???’
‘Yes dear. Well done. Your dinner’s ready now. And can you bring down those crusty socks from under your bed and I’ll wash them for you.
Someupsetgull logs off from streaming ‘Greenstreet – The PopSide Years’ and logs on to the Torquay United forum……but wait….
[b]‘Mum!... Mum!!... Muuuuummmm!!![/b]
[i]‘Tchh. What is it son?’
[/i]
[b]‘Some stupid man on my internet called Portogull has said that there should be a new rule for late postponements’
[/b]
[i]‘Well, son, he does have a point. It’s not very nice for people to have to travel hundreds of miles to watch your favourite team Torquay Town and then have it cancelled’[/i]
[b]‘But, but mum, he says that there should be a qualified referee who lives at the ground and I’ve looked on Ask Jeeves and it says that they don’t actually have to live at the ground, but be within the local area so I put him right on that.’
‘Then this idiot said we should all have undersoil heating for when it gets cold. So I put him straight and told him that it would cost at least £3 million quid to do this and we can’t afford that.’
‘Then I bravely told him to go and cry and fume on Mumsnet and I called him a Karen… which I think was very funny. Don’t you think so Mum? … Muuuummmm!!!???’[/b]
[i]‘Yes dear. Well done. Your dinner’s ready now. And can you bring down those crusty socks from under your bed and I’ll wash them for you.[/i]