by Gullscorer » 25 Jul 2015, 01:16
Actually, the first book of the Bible was Guinness's, which stated that God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. This was before Eve told Adam to eat the apple, which was the first Commandment. Exodus came after Guinness's the Terminator, which still makes him pretty old, even for a National League player making up the Numbers. The seventh Commandment was: Thou shalt not admit adultery.
The Bible also said Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night, which was a revelation to Moses beating about the bush, so after he led the Hebrews through the Red Sea he went up Mount Cyanide to find the ten amendments. After which the Hebrews ate unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients, and the Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
But the greatest miracle in the Bible was when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

Actually, the first book of the Bible was Guinness's, which stated that God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. This was before Eve told Adam to eat the apple, which was the first Commandment. Exodus came after Guinness's the Terminator, which still makes him pretty old, even for a National League player making up the Numbers. The seventh Commandment was: Thou shalt not admit adultery.
The Bible also said Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night, which was a revelation to Moses beating about the bush, so after he led the Hebrews through the Red Sea he went up Mount Cyanide to find the ten amendments. After which the Hebrews ate unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients, and the Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
But the greatest miracle in the Bible was when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. :)