Torquay United Fans Forum

Have changed my mind on a few of these...

Dale Tonge - Publican
Unfortunately Dale no longer feels up to being a pub player any more ..... he will be focusing all his efforts on behind the bar from now on....

Aaron Downes - Barman
Clearly not regarded by his present employer/Manager as being up to professional sport, he will now be settling for bar work ... like so many of his fellow countrymen

Billy Bodin/Karl Hawley/Lee Mansell - Bottlers
Having discovered that they all have something in common after today, they have taken the decision to jointly go into the bottling business. o:)

Shaun Cooper - Malingerer
The good news is that Shaun is closer to (finally) returning to work ... he couldn't quite make it today ... but the even better news is that you can expect him to be fully fit to return to work in around 2 or 3 weeks :slap:

Jayden Stockley and Shamir Goodwin - Cage Fighters

Chris Hargreaves - Philosopher :Oops:

Lee Hodges - Communications Expert :Oops:

Ive heard Karl Hawley has already hit the acting scene on come fly with me....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/comeflywith ... rtainment/

Chris Hargreaves to write a new book

Sequel to Captains Blog and Where's your Caravan is:

I'll get my coat!

Scarily true !! Well said Chris !

Absolutely brilliant. Thread of the year.

CP Gull wrote: Thanks tomogull, added. How could I possibly forget Ben Harding! :Oops:

thats the problem CP - we should forget most of them anyway.

Top stuff CP!

tomogull wrote:I'd add -
Ben Harding - hair stylist
More concerned that his gelled hair was in place than getting involved in trivial matters such as tackling.

Thanks tomogull, added. How could I possibly forget Ben Harding! :Oops:

I'd add -
Ben Harding - hair stylist
More concerned that his gelled hair was in place than getting involved in trivial matters such as tackling.

Brilliant!!

Very good!

Surely Aaron Downes will be working in a bar though?!

Top work Chris.. Hawley was thinking of a career with Al-Qaeda judging by the beard, but realized there's no future prospects with such a career.

you could have course had CH as an "aspiring" football manager - in around 2018..........

This is the only thing that has made me smile in the last few weeks. Very funny!