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How about to the Bee Gees classic NIGHT FEVER but if you think i'm hitting the high notes then you've another thing coming!





Knill fever, Knill fever
He doesn't know what he's doing
Knill fever, Knill fever
He sure knows how to blow it

A morbid slow to thoroughly encapsulate the feelings of despondency about squirrelman being our manager.

To the tune of THE PET SHOP BOYS - WEST END GIRLS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs

Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a game on today and you're feeling full of dread
You think you're mad, too unstable
Going home from Plainmoor and looking at the table
In your kitchen, in a South Devon town
Call the circus Alan Knill is around
We're going down, conference bound to a sh*tty ground
In a northern town

CHORUS BELOW

At a Knill run club it's a dead end world
Three easy points and some p*ssed off Gulls
At a Knill run club it's a dead end world
Three easy points and some p*ssed of Gulls
P*ssed off Gulls der der der der der der

Too many changes means too many choices
Sh*tloads of players but not enough voices
If when? How? What?
Now it's all gone to pot
Do we win games, do we play well and if so how often?
You can't bloody tell us but it's likely we lost 'em
(How crap can you be-eeeee)

CHORUS AGAIN

You've got a heart of glass and a head of bone
I'm just glad we're better away from home
You've got no future and now it is cast
But we'll still be here, we're built to last
In every town, at every game
From Hartlepool to Meadow Lane
(How brilliant are we?!! )

CHORUS

Hahaha! This gets better and better. Please sing these songs at Accy......

Originially by the proclaimers.

We will travel 500 miles
And we will travel 500 more
To see if we get a shot on target
or if one day we might even score

BADABA BADABA BADABA BADADADADADADADADA

Thanks for this thread Andy. It has made me smile for the first time since yesterday!

Also a song title appropriate for the loyal Yellow army at the minute

BIFFY CLYRO - MANY OF HORROR!! :clap:

:clap: :rofl:

To the tune of I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS by Foreigner


I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over
Should i go to Accrington
Or take a picnic down to Stover?
Ahhhh woah ahh

Up the M5 i must drive
I can feel it getting colder
Accrington is such a dive
But i'm a yellow army foot soldier

In my life, there's been heartache and pain
Although i did see us win at Gigg Lane
Can't stop now, I've travelled so far
To see us play like East Fi-i-ife

I wanna know what Knill is
I want him to show me
I wanna goal from Azeez
Or another Torquay loanee

Yes Bix, that song has been up and down the country for a while now, we've done it at Plainmoor before. another one could be, a song Leeds fans used to do when George Graham was their manager, 'we'll score again, don't know where don't know when, but I know we'll score again some sunny day' However we should change the word 'score' To 'Shoot'

[quote="Oil Beef Hooked"]How about when we're losing and not looking like scoring (sounds like most games):

Let's pretend we
Let's pretend we
Let's pretend we scored a goal
Let's pretend we scored a goal
(Followed by goal celebrations)[/quote]

i like the idea of that, has anyone done that one before to your knowledge??

"I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane". Or "Leaving Me Now". Either would do for me.

How about when we're losing and not looking like scoring (sounds like most games):

Let's pretend we
Let's pretend we
Let's pretend we scored a goal
Let's pretend we scored a goal
(Followed by goal celebrations)

That's the spirit Dave! Let's try to make light of a bad situation i say! :)

Hopefully this effort is in the right spirit Andy. An ABBA, S.O.S hash up.

Where are those happy day? They seem so hard to find I tried to reach for you but you have closed your mind
whatever happened to our love, it used to be so nice, it used to be so good.

So when you're near me, Thea can't you hear me ? S.O.S
The club you gave us, no one else can save us, Thea, S.O.S

If he's gone, maybe us fans will try to go on.
If he stays, how can us fans go on.

Come away with us to Accrington then RR and enjoy the singsongs! :)