by AustrianAndyGull » 09 Sep 2013, 17:58
It's Lancastrian opponents once more as we pay another visit to Spotland on Saturday, I have to say that of all the clubs I have been to in Lancashire (Fleetwood / Morecambe / Accrington) that Rochdale is by far the friendliest and with the most realistic set of supporters. Fleetwood think they're suddenly a big club after being in the league a year, Morecambe are what I can only describe as moribund and Accrington shouldn't really be in the football league. They have 6 fans, a dilapidated ground and regularly take fewest fans on away trips.
I have been to Spotland twice, the first time was a night game in the season we were relegated to the conference. I think we lost 2-0, I think Keith Curle was in charge and on that night I saw Jamal Easter, the worst EVER Torquay player I have seen. Dreadful. On that night I also saw a rather large sign outside the ground with the Rochdale club crest and the words 'BELIEVE IN THE SIGN'.
THE SIGN OF WHAT?!! Zorro? The Times? I half expected Uri Geller to come waltzing around the corner with a bag of spoons to take into the Rochdale end in an attempt to get some spiritual intervention for the Dale lads! They don't need that those boys, all THEY need is a few Pictish ales and a sing song I reckon.
Last season I went and we played like a compact formation of swallows all going round in circles, one following the other, following the other and when it came to the leader of the swallows (on that day for arguments sake Taylor was this lead swallow) the leader of all the swallows turned out NOT to be a swallow at all but a huge buffoon. We were bloody pitiful. We lost 1-0 and I bought a pair of Rochdale shorts from the club shop for a laugh, it turned out not that funny in the end but still funnier than Sarah Millican.
Oh and a special mention for the chippy outside the ground, superb. It is surprising how many fish and chip shops don't actually know how to make their products properly but boy does this baby! Nobody puts baby in a corner and therefore it is situated in the middle of some houses on a straight road but babies love gravy, so do I and so will you! I recommend ordering something to accompany your gravy such as a fish, a sausage or a barm! Gravy sandwich- tastic mate!
Sorry, went a bit odd there, don't know what happened - I think it because the England v Finland U21 game has just finished 1-1 and my bet has just gone for a Burton AGAIN! Some stupid English clot on 4 million a week got sent off, d*ckhead. Although that has nothing to do with games at Rochdale.
Apparently we have a poor record there so i'm praying it ends on Saturday.
Do you have any stories or memories about games at Spotland that you wish to share with us?
It's Lancastrian opponents once more as we pay another visit to Spotland on Saturday, I have to say that of all the clubs I have been to in Lancashire (Fleetwood / Morecambe / Accrington) that Rochdale is by far the friendliest and with the most realistic set of supporters. Fleetwood think they're suddenly a big club after being in the league a year, Morecambe are what I can only describe as moribund and Accrington shouldn't really be in the football league. They have 6 fans, a dilapidated ground and regularly take fewest fans on away trips.
I have been to Spotland twice, the first time was a night game in the season we were relegated to the conference. I think we lost 2-0, I think Keith Curle was in charge and on that night I saw Jamal Easter, the worst EVER Torquay player I have seen. Dreadful. On that night I also saw a rather large sign outside the ground with the Rochdale club crest and the words 'BELIEVE IN THE SIGN'.
THE SIGN OF WHAT?!! Zorro? The Times? I half expected Uri Geller to come waltzing around the corner with a bag of spoons to take into the Rochdale end in an attempt to get some spiritual intervention for the Dale lads! They don't need that those boys, all THEY need is a few Pictish ales and a sing song I reckon.
Last season I went and we played like a compact formation of swallows all going round in circles, one following the other, following the other and when it came to the leader of the swallows (on that day for arguments sake Taylor was this lead swallow) the leader of all the swallows turned out NOT to be a swallow at all but a huge buffoon. We were bloody pitiful. We lost 1-0 and I bought a pair of Rochdale shorts from the club shop for a laugh, it turned out not that funny in the end but still funnier than Sarah Millican.
Oh and a special mention for the chippy outside the ground, superb. It is surprising how many fish and chip shops don't actually know how to make their products properly but boy does this baby! Nobody puts baby in a corner and therefore it is situated in the middle of some houses on a straight road but babies love gravy, so do I and so will you! I recommend ordering something to accompany your gravy such as a fish, a sausage or a barm! Gravy sandwich- tastic mate!
Sorry, went a bit odd there, don't know what happened - I think it because the England v Finland U21 game has just finished 1-1 and my bet has just gone for a Burton AGAIN! Some stupid English clot on 4 million a week got sent off, d*ckhead. Although that has nothing to do with games at Rochdale.
Apparently we have a poor record there so i'm praying it ends on Saturday.
Do you have any stories or memories about games at Spotland that you wish to share with us?