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Anywhere past Sheffield and you're a southerner. Anywhere past Middlesbrough and you're a Scot.

austrianandygull wrote:Spent the first 25 years of my life more northern than you ya bloody southerner!! :na:

anywhere past newton abbot's penn inn roundabout is north. anyone born or living past there is northern.

'Oh, and by the way, Taxilady. I never heard back from PB on that number you found me'. If i did get the 'right' Bastard, then he may have driven down already before you left your message; & he may be staying down for Tuesday, having already made the effort ! If you want a lift on Tuesday night off the Megabus Joe, just let me know!Contrary to what you've posted, I actually couldn't find many Bastards up North, so Andy can quieten down!!!

P.S. I'm suggesting the Megabus on the assumption that Mr Candy won't be able to justify the use of the 'other option' twice in a week?

Spent the first 25 years of my life more northern than you ya bloody southerner!! :na:

you arnt classed as north you derbyshire ponce. =D

Popside Joe wrote:Oh, and by the way, Taxilady. I never heard back from PB on that number you found me. I think you got the wrong Bastard. There are a lot of Bastards up North, mind. *Calm down I'm joking*. Good effort nonetheless.

Oi!!

A Candy wrote:I thought it would be a useful acquisition for the Club but maybe on reflection I should have asked the Board first! I imagine someone out there will have statistics on the shortest tenure for a chief executive?

candy.................you're fired!

Oh, and by the way, Taxilady. I never heard back from PB on that number you found me. I think you got the wrong Bastard. There are a lot of Bastards up North, mind. *Calm down I'm joking*. Good effort nonetheless.

Ha, I could have responded sooner if there was better internet connection on this train, I mean jet. It seems Mr Candy has given himself away as the good samaritan behind this trip, I was gonna keep things under cover myself. Yes the club does own a private jet, and yes, it is available in emergency situations. Jokes aside, I wanted an adventure today, and I got one, just not quite the right kind! I'm glad the story kept you captivated Chunky I was pretty absorbed in the plot myself. Like an improvising Tom Cruise. Nice to meet you briefly today AC. Let's nail these b**tards on Tuesday night. I will not feel today was in vain if we win this game. See you all at Morecambe.

I thought it would be a useful acquisition for the Club but maybe on reflection I should have asked the Board first! I imagine someone out there will have statistics on the shortest tenure for a chief executive?

A Candy wrote:I asked Joe not to make public how the Club assisted him today in what turned out to be a wasted journey. It was a pleasure to meet Joe and to offer some assistance and I hope he will be able to return to Plainmoor in the near future.

A private jet?!! I thought we were skint?!!

I asked Joe not to make public how the Club assisted him today in what turned out to be a wasted journey. It was a pleasure to meet Joe and to offer some assistance and I hope he will be able to return to Plainmoor in the near future.